Tuesday, January 17, 2012

From never till forever .. Part2


New post in a record time proud of meeee:D 

ENJOY IT YA 7ELWEEENN<3






WHAT???

Me: ana elmafrouth aks kbeer wellahh??

7asait khal agtheb lsani ..

Yousif: 3ajeeeb!!

Me: enta elly khathait mukany

Yousif: tara ana el dr. hny 3ala fekra 7g ma3loumatech

Ou ya3nii!! Ma buga ensan ma 9ar dector!!!

Me: ok ya3ni mara7 tsajelny?

Yousif: la2! Tekallemy 3adel awal

Me: mumkin etsajelny?

Yousif: haty wregtech!

I gave him my paper ou he sign on it FINALLY!!

I took it and turn my face to leave ..

Yousif: el3afuw!

I looked at him and turn my face again and leave ..

Sama: shahad khuffe 3al rayyal!!

Me: galeel adab!

Sama: no way te3tarfain!

Me: akhh allah y9aberni 3ala s7ailaaa!!

I went to s7aila back to show her Dr. Yousif’s signature 3ashan she register me!

Me: hach!

S7aila: shinu hatha?

Me: egray!!

Me: dr. yousif’s signature so register me khan khalles

S7aila: no way!

Me: I told you there is way!!

S7aila ignored meJ!!

Me: shouufyy jaybatlech tawgee3ah wesh tabeen ba3ad??

S7aila: law tyebelly tawqee3 mudeer eljam3a mara7 adakhlech 3end Dr. yousif!

Me: esalfa 3nad??

S7aila: fesa7y elmajal leghairech

Me: look at me!!!! Etha salfetek 3enaad fa ana a3nad ensana bel khaleej ou I will register!!

S7aila: fes7y elmajal leghairech!

I WANT TO KILL HERRRR!!!!!

And now did you get it? Why s7aila? Because she is MORE than s7aila!!

Seriously I’m going to cry!!

Metaa atkharraj ou aftaakk!! Marrraa 6efeshtt men 3enad el dakatraa!!!

Sama: getlech la t3andeenn

Me: muu 3ala kaifhaaa!!! Ana jaybatlaha tawqee3 el dector shoo hal maskhara!!

Sama: shahaaad ta3aabt tara shakli bared elbait ou bakhalech

Me: laaa takfaaiiin

Sama: enzain shel7aal??

Me: bakallem el dr. elly ga3ed ma3a s7aila akeed lah salfaa!!

Sama: mu kalamty ou gal ma beeda shay?

Me: eeeh bs al7een be9eer beeda tawqee3 jozef hehe

Sama: yallaa rou7ay shoufe 7athech

Me: ok

I went to the Dr. ..

Me: dector

The dr.: hala bnayte

Me whispering: 3endi tawqee3 min yousif eny adesh 3enda muwafaqa ya3ni

The dr.: ok 3a6eehayya 3ashan edakhlech

 Me: getlaha ma rethaatt!!

The dr.: hmm

Me: dector may9eer ehya t3anedd ya3ni I have the dr.’s signature shtabe ba3aad!!

The dr.: ta3alelly 3ugub ma tkhales fatrat el by force ok?

SMILE .. ITS KUUUU!!!!

Me: dector sawwa al7eeen!!

The dr.: 3ugub el by force yuba!

I cant believe it!!

I waited until the by force period’s done then I went to him in his office ..

Me: tegdar tsajjelny al7eeen???

The dr.: ok haty lewrega!

I gave him ..

He stamp on it and add my name  FINALLY!!

The dr.: la tgoulen 7ag a7ad eny sajaltech mashy?

JJJJ

Me: mashy!!

At 1:00 pm I went back home!!!

5 hours and a half took to register 1 subject!!!!!

Simply KU!!

When I arrived home I went to my bed 3ala 6ouuul ..

At  4:00 pm ..

Mom: shahadd

Me: hmmm

Mom: shahad yaalla goumy athan el3a9er goumy 9ally

Me: okk

I woke up entered the bathroom prayed then I went down stairs ..

My mom and dad were sitting in the living room ..

I sit with them ..

Dad: ellaila aku zwara tara rou7w sema3tay shahad

Me whispering: Yuma mabee

Mom: enshallah benrou7

Me: uffff

Dad: yalla emshu ma3ay ana al7een barou7!

Mom: yalla ok bs nghayer malabesna

MABEEE AROU7 LEZWARA EFF!!!

When we had finished we went to my grandfather house ..

When we arrived ..

My grandfather: hala hala ya hala ou mas’hala

Dad: hala feek yuba

Mom: mar7aba 3amy kaif 7alik

My grandfather: el7emdellahh lellah elfathel wel menna

He looked at me ..

Me: hala jaddyyy

My grandfather: ahl elsu3oudeyya warahum ma yejounaa?

Me: hmm nejeek laish ma nejeek hehe

We sit with my aunts and uncles ..

My cousins do not attend Monday’s gathering only Thursday ..

But one of them was there that day ..

Maryam: shahaddd

Me: na3am?

Maryam: abe akalmech eb mawthou3 mumkin?

Me: goulay

Maryam: ta3aly el7oush 3ashan nakheth ra7atna

I felt worried aish fee!!

Me: mashyy

I followed her to outside ..

Maryam: shahad okhouy jaraaa7 yabe yetzawaj

Me: esa3a lembareka

Maryam: yabeech entaayy!

Galbiii kaan 7aasss!!

Me: aiisshh???

Maryam: huw ma bagha ella enty!!

Me: shyaabee feenyy!! Seriously shyabe feenyy!!

Maryam: e9ara7a omy galatla wesh tebgha feha hathy ghair 3anna ou ou ou bs huw ma yabe ella 
entyyy

Me: anaa atzawwaj akhouky jarraa7?? Hahaha no way!

Maryam: shfee okhouuy??

I felt enna hathy feeha gebayel faa ..

Me: mafe shay bs ana 9gheera 3al zawaj bs hehe

Maryam: 22 9gheera??

Me: yes!

Maryam: salma ou noura ou 7e9a kelhum tezawjaw 3ala 18 ou 20 7adhum ou al7een jayya taqne3eny 
enna 22 9gheera?

Me: shoufay do not compare me with my sister ana mali sheghel feehum!!

Maryam: so et7esen 3umrech sghera?

Me: eeeh!!

Seriouslyyy!! Maaabe atzawwaj mu 3ashan ana 22 laaa bs salfat eny atzawaj my cousin ENOUGH!! 
Abee atzawaj ghareeb ne6la3 3an el3ayla shway abe a7ebb abe a3esh 7ayate ou to be honest ana 
waaayed 3ala jarra7!!

When we back home ..

Mom entered my room ..

Mom: shahouda

Me: ha

Mom: jolek khe6ab

NOOOO PLEASE DON’T SAY JARRAA7 LAAA!!

Me: no need

Mom smiled: enty kebeera kefaya ou 7an elwagt enek tetzawajy ou nefra7 feeky

Me: elbait ra7 yekhla 3alaikum!

Mom: allah la yakhleny men msa3ad gouly amen

Me: obouy lahe eb his business

Mom: enzain ana 7a36eeky fur9a tfakkery bel mawthou3 6ayyeb?

Me: minu elkhe6ab??

Mom: jarra7 weld 3ametek  sa7ar

Me: mabe atzawaj!!!

Mom: nawya t3ansy ya bnayyaa?

Me: 22 tawniii 7aram 3alaikuuum!!

Mom: 3ametek elyoum galatly ou akeed kallemat abouky ou en w9alat la abouky ma lek mafar fa 
eqne3y nafsek a7san lek

Yaaaa 3aaaal maaakuuu cousins!!!!!!!!


15 comments:

  1. A7la post men a7laa kashkaashh!
    Shukraan:* post asap plz:$

    -Fo

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  2. A7la comment men a7la fo<3<3!! nooo neeed lovely;* sure:D

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  3. LOVED ITT!!
    keep goingg;***
    Anonny

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  4. kaaaaaaaaaaak
    i cant stop laughing 3ala el s3oody accent
    kel ma agra shay i remember my saudi friends
    dayman a6aferhm 3ala el accent w they make fun of my kuwaiti one
    LOL
    love them <3 <3

    keep it going ;**
    i'm liking the first two parts

    how old is Dr. yousif? a7s b9eer bainhm shay

    and khal jara7 eroo7 emoot

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  5. Anonny: THANKUUU<3!! i will;*

    Darliam<3: LOOOOOL me too wana akteb bs ath7aak bs eshawweg 7acheehum ou kethaaa;p 7aadda ese3oden eshawgoooon<3 .. i will;) .. THANKYOUU<3!! he's akher el 30's awal el 40's eb hal 7doud;p hehe maybee;p maskeeen

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  6. loved it !!!!!!!!!!! post asap
    Gogo;

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  7. Alllah la yableena ib ahalna bl zawaj :p
    maskeeena wallah...
    yallah what next ? :p
    thankyouuu :* and loving it btw

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  8. LOOOOL AMEEENN:: .. enshaallah soon bs entay nazlay new post ba3ad;$ .. THANKUUU<3

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  9. Loved the post!! And the saudi accent adds the perfect touch to a new story!! <3 post soon pls.
    Love,
    N

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  10. ya3ne ya 2 posts eb one day ya maku;$?
    post soon 7aboooba;*

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  11. enshallaah will be tonight;$ dnt worry min 6awal elghaibat yab elghanayem;p

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