Wednesday, March 14, 2012

From Never Till Forever .. Part 33


My heart skipped a beat ..

I was shocked ..

Me: kaif ya3nii??

Yousif: ya3ni ana wentay ma negdar nyeb 3yaal!

Me: are you serious??

Yousif: eehhh!!!!! Hach shouuufay el analysis!!

Me: ok just forget it ou emsh nakul 7aaja ana jo3ana!!

Yousif stared on me for seconds ..

Then ..

Yousif: ok yallah!

We went to the champs elysees and sat in punlicis drugstore restaurant ..

We ordered something for breakfast ..

Yousif was so sad ..

Mahu 6abee3yy!!

He was so quiet!!

I tried to get his attention but he was absent minded ..

Me: yousif!!!

Yousif: hmm

Me: what’s wrong???

Yousif: I was so eager to see your child!!!

His eyes were gleaming from the tears ..

He broke my heart ..

Me: yousif etha ana eb kubry melkak Laihh tebgha 6eflyy!!

Yousif hugged me from the side ..

Yousif: allahh la ya7remnyy mennech!!

Me: ma ya7remk menny ella elmout ya ba3dyy!

Yousif: enty ma tabeen 3yal??

Me: 7abeeby ana khathaitek la’anny abeek enta ou enta takfeeny many me7taja 3yal damek 3endy!!

He kissed me deeply ..

Yousif: ana wain alga methlech?

Me: 7abeby eshay 7alata eb nedretaa

Yousif: ana ashhaad enech nadraa!!

Me: ou etha kellesh kellesh eshtahait ekoun 3endek 6efel tebannaa

Yousif: 6eflen manty ommah yen3aaaafff

I blushed ..

Me: 7abeeebyy!!

Suddenly I received an SMS ..

It was from JARRA7!!!!!!

“hi , shlonech? Shakhbarech elyoum?”

Uff!!

I decided to ignore him!!

Mu nagsa mashakel ana!!

Yousif: t9adgeen mallait min Paris!

Me: paris 7adha sbouu3!!

Yousif: taben njaddem 7ajzna nrou7 3man?

Me: laaa!! Ma re7na Val d’Europe!!

Yousif: ok 3ayal 7ee6y ur list khanrou7

Me: 6AYYEBBB!!

Yousif: abee 3man la3at chabdi men elbard

Jarra7 was calling ..

I looked at the mobile screen ..

Yousif: shhfeech reddaay!

Me in a shaking voice: its jarra7!

Yousif nervously: 7EGREEH!!

Me: eehh hatha elly be9eerr!

Yousif: ba3dain 9aber shaku 7aftha raqma???

Me: min kether ma edeg 7abeby!

Yousif: NA3AMM!!

Me: I mean messages ou ketha!

He called again!!

Ahhhh jarraaa777 STOP ITT!!

WALLA WALLA ITS MY HONEYMOON!!

Yousif: hatay!!!

He took the mobile and answer ..

YUMMAAAA!!!

Yousif: KHAAAIIIRRR???? ESHTAAABBYYYY??? 7ASBAAALEKK MA SHAHADD MA 
WARAAAHAA RAYELL????

He was SCARINGGGG!!!!!

Yousif: OU THUWAAALL!!!

Yousif: 3AD WALLAHH MU SHEGHLEEKK!!!

Yousif: LAA ETEDAKHAAALL!!

Exactly!!

Yousif: QASAMAAN BELLAH MU ZAIIIN ASHOUUFEKK!!

Yummmaaa!!

Yousif: LAMMA TSHOUFNYY BEL 9UDFA ETRA77AM 3ALA NAFSEK YAAA 
ZBALAAA!!!!

Awchhhh!!!!!! Yummaaa kent atmannaa enna ma an7a6 ma7al jarra7 eb youm men elayyam 
MUR3EBB!!

Yousif: CHAAAABBB!! YALLAH B3EEEDD!!

He was hitting the table while saying the previous sentence ..

His hit shook the table and made the juice fall on my jacket ..

He closed the cell phone ..

Me: YOUSIIIFF!!

Yousif: shfech?

Me: shouuuf 3amaaltt aishhh!!

Yousif giggled: okhh!! Yallah al7en enred tghayrena mu meshkelaa!!

Me: kaif ra7 amshy kel hal masafa wana mla6akha ketha??

Yousif: felleeha 3ad min bela7ethh!!

Me: ufff yallahh!!

Yousif asked for the check ..

We paid and left the restaurant ..

We went back home ..

I changed into my ..

Alexander McQueen dress:




And my Christian louboutin booties:




With my Celine bag:




Yousif: yallah wain nrou7?

Me: shoppingggg!!

Yousif: Val d’europe ?

Me: no chams elysees ou next time Val d’europe

Yousif: ok enty tedallelay

I grinned: 6ayeb

On the way to the champs elysees ..

We saw Jarra7!!

Noooo pleaseee jarraaa7 en7aashhh!!!!

Yousif didn’t see Jarrah yet ..

But jarrah did!!

He came closer to us!!

MAJNOUUUUNN!!

Jarra7: shahad!!

ESTAKHAAAFFF!!!!!!!!

I was SHOCKED!!!

I looked at yousif!!

He was looking at Jarrah wonderingly ..

Jarra7: shlounech?

ELAGHRAB MIN KETHAA ENNA YOUSIF LEFT US!!

YOUSIF TANA77AAA 3ALA JAANNBBB!!

Waaaiiinn elyyy tra77am 3ala nafsaakk!!

I looked at yousif wonderingly ..

Yousif: ekhthy ra7tech!!

My eyes popped out!!!

Jarra7: laish ma radaitay 3ala my sms?

Me: jarra77!! Ana sama3t yousif haddadak kaif tjazef ou tkallemny!!!

Jarra7: ana makhaf men a7ad!! Ma yhemny kalama kel elly ehemny entay eb khair??

Me: eeh!

I was WONDERING!! Shessalfaa! Metafgeen 3alayya wella aish??

Jarra7: enzain marra thanya 6amneny 3alaich mu tkhaleny a7aty ou at6ar adeg ou ye6la3ly yousif!

Me: jarra7 please!! That’s enough!! You’re so disturbing 3ala fekra!! Ou etha tebghany akoun eb khair 
wakher 3annyy!!

Jarra7: akeed?

Me: eewa akeed!!

Jarra7: 7etta luw kan yousif sakran betkounen eb khair??

Me: eewa!! Ana ta’aqlamttt!!

Jarra7: ok 3ayal ma3assalama

Me surprisingly: ma3assalam!

ESHHH THEEE ELSAMA7A ELLY NAZLAA 3ALAIH OHWA OU YOUSIFF!!

I went to yousif ..

Me: akhhh ma baghaaiit afallelaa!!

Yousif: shahad!

My heart’s beats accelerated ..

Me: what?

Yousif: we have to break up!

MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT!!!!!

Me: NA3AAAAMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yousif: enty tawwech sgheera ou malyoun shakh9 yetmannach ou ma testahlain enech t3eesheen ma3a 
wa7ed nafsy sekker ou foug hatha ma eyeeb 3yaal!!

Me: ENT JANNAAIIITT???

Yousif: ou ana ashouf enna jarra7 is much better than me so ..

I interrupted him ..

Me: YOUSIIIFFF!!!! I LOOOOVE YOUUU ENTAAAA!!! MAA A7EBB JARRAAA777!!!

My eyes started to tear!!

How could he say something like that!!

Yousif: mabe athlemech maa3aayy!

Me: I DON’T CARE ABOUT CHILDREN!! ANA ABEEEK BE3YOUUUBEKK!!! OU 
YEMKIN 3YOUBEK HEY ELLY M7ALLETEK EB 3AINYY!! YOUSIF I WANT YOU SO 
BADLYYY!! I CANNOT IMAGINE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOUR SMELL!!!

He hugged me tight ..

Yousif: ME TOOOO!!!!!!

And all of a sudden ..

…..: oh oh YOUSIF???

I was like huhhh???? Meeenn hathy elly jayya bel wagt elghala6 ..

Yousif: eeh yousif!!

…..: men mita hnyyy ou laishh ma tgouuuul!!

Yousif: minu entay??

.....: haw anaa mneeraa!!



10 comments:

  1. I'M THE FIRST COMMENT lelmara eloulaaa wanasaa!!!!:p
    jarra7 chena zawadha shway bas ham men 7aga la'ana hathak 3ala goulat'hom ta7t elsawahi dawahi!
    ou shakla mneera ma tbasher bil khair!;p..
    loved the post! thankyouu katkouta<3

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    1. nsait esmi la akteb!!x_x

      -nwaira;p

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  2. Omg :S!!! Wow.... Speechless for a couple of seconds.
    Umm... That was really unexpected. :/

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  3. Ou mnu mneeera-.-?
    Mankhale9 men elmashakel e7naa:p
    Thaanks 3al post;**
    'Ay

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  4. Nwaira: HALA WALLAHHH:D I LOOVE THE FIRSTT<3! the first comment always made my day:D!! 7aadda menzemaaannn;p .. bs hathak kel dawaheyya 6la3at;p hmm lool who khows;p THANKYOUU GLAD YOU DID<3!! NO NEED:*

    Lady M &amp; Princess R: LOOOL yeess it iss faj'a mneeraaa;p

    Ay: who khows;p .. NO NEED<3

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  5. wja3 enshalla jara7 needs to get a life.

    i think he wants to be shot by me! *gets my shotgun*

    yousef <3 TEAM YOUSEF! eshaweggggg!

    awesome awesome awesome post!

    next one please!

    -A3

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  6. A3: EXACTLY!!! LOOOOL:: , a7esss jarraa7 9ar feeh "ashouf elyoum elkel naseeny ou kel men shaf el3aib feenyy::" kelkum team yousif loool ;p .. THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOOOU<3!! waaallahh ur comments made me smile!! SOON:*

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  7. Ana Agol khal n3arf Mneera 3ala jara7, asla7 kha6aba, balash mashakil ya katkoooot!
    H

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  8. LAAA ana lail7een weya jujuuu! bs 7araaam yousef;/ loved the post!! post sooon :****

    -s

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  9. H: LOOOOL 3ADEL 3ADEELLL:: 7addech looool !! al7een men yab 6ary mashakel ma 9ar shay yemkin mshabhaaaa=))

    S: ALL THE WAAAAYYY:: .. eee maskeen;p .. LOVE YOU:* .. SURE:D

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