Sunday, September 11, 2011

GAMOUSHA'S DIARIES Part2


That was the first time I let her go without stopping her or apologizing ..

Because it was her fault not mine ..

I left the place and went to my second lecture ..

Honestly the doctor was whining too much ..

Me: raghoud chum bagy

Raghad: 15 min.

OHH GOD!! ASRAAA3!

I started to play with my blackberry and chatting until the lecture done!

Ohh finally ..

Raghad: geee

Me: aaarrrr

Raghad: maktaba?

Me: eeeh! Lel’asaaf

Raghad: hanaat hanat

Me: ta3alay shloun emte7anech?

Raghad: mashy 7ala bs sawait a7san men ams

Me: ashwa el7emdellah

We went to the library ..

Raghad: gamoushh shoufay hathaa!

Me: ayhooo?

She pointed at him: hathaa

Me: shfeee?

Raghad: ya7laila kella ashoufa yadres

Bss? Hatha elly betgoulena?

Me: ok?

Raghad: waay gamoush la tadgereeenn!

Me giggling: ma degart bs mn 9ijjy enna khala9tay elly betgolena?

Raghad: 7asait ya7lailaaa mujtahedd

Me: ahh ok

I received from reema in bbm ..

REEMA:

GEEEE;*

Kashkash:

What?

REEMA:

SoooooooorryL

Kashkash:

For what?:o

REEMA:

Elly 9ar tawwa

Kashkash:

Shinu 9ar tawwa??

“I love acting like I don’t know anything”

REEMA:

9arrakht 3alaich ou gelt my feeling toward fay ou khalaitech alone sorry again I didn’t mean it

“so that I force her to recognize”

kashkash:

ohh dear its ok wallahh;*

REEMA:

LOVE YOU<3!

Kashkash:

ME TOO;******



El7emdella we fixed it fast ..

I studied with raghoud until it became 6:00 pm ..

Me: raghoud ana ta3abt goumay khanred elbait

Raghad: laaa ana ma3aref adres bel bait ez3aaj

Me: kaifech ana ye3t ou ta3abt fa bared araye7 ou akel ou akamel 3ugub

Raghad: ok 7abebty ro7ay

I left her and I want to my car ..

Suddenly I saw the guy who was in the library elly raghad showed him to me ..

OH MY GOD HIS CAR WAS PANAMERA 3AJEEEBBB!!

Faj’a 6ara 3ala baly elrayal elly eb da3ayat elahly bank SWEET!

Ta3awatht men blees ou went back home ..

Me: MANOURR PLEASE SAWY SHAY MUFEED EB 7AYATECHH!

And all of a sudden shahad came from up stairs ..

She was wearing a tight high west short skirt with flow loose shirt and 10 cm HIGH HEEL!

Me and manora were shocked and kept staring on her while opening our mouths!!

Yes she was putting MAKE UP!!

Shahad: bye mama

Mama: wain ray7a!

Shahad: haw Yuma getlech barou7 avenues weyya rab3y ndesh film ba3dain net3asha

Mama: meta geltellyy

Shahad: wallaa gelttt kella tensaaaain!!!

I was using this technique to convince my mom

Mama: ok

She went outside while me and manour saying loudly: OH MY GOD!!!

Mnera: gamoush t3arfeen t7e6een thick eyeliner nafs’haa??

Me: laa thick walaa thin!!! Enzain marra lebastay 10 cm high heel???

Mnera: NEVER EVER!

Me: yumma shosho men 9ijha 6al3a chethyyy?

Mnera: laa 9adgeeny mu men9ijha abaih bada3aat!

Mama: shasawy feeha ba3ad!

Me: yahhaal akher zemaaan!

Mnera: e7na beljam3a shkuberna nrou7 eb jeans ou qamis ya3ny kashkheeen

Me: ou etha benhalleg jeans ou blouzaa

Mnera: katharna lagging!

Mama: manoura 7abebty lama tdawmen bel jam3a taly ta7achay

Me: eee wallaaah tara 7aaail badda3taaay

Mnera: tra darast elyoum hahaha

Mama: tlageen 9af7etain!

Me: or 9af7a mathalan?

Mnera: laa ni9 9af7a shda3wa khayalkum wase3

Me and mom start giggling: maku fayda

I went to my room, I took a shower and eat my macdounald’s chicken burger happy meal with 2 pig mac 
sauce YUMI YUMMM ..

My blackberry rang ..

Me: ahlan reema

Reema: shlounech?

Me: tamam eb khair

I never say and you 3ashan ma n6awel esalfaa!

And all of a sudden reema said ..

Reema: a7ebechhh

Umm a7ebech akthaar? No laish elchethb! 7ettaan anaaa ok bs laish faj’aa!

Me: 7ettan anaa laish?

I said “laish” from my heart to my tongue ma fakkart feeha ..

Reema: laish??

Me: bs ba3arefff

I misunderstood her ..

Reema: shet3arfeen?

TEWAHHAAAGTTT!!

I acted chenny mesta7yaaa ..

Me: enna laish t7ebbeenyyyy?

Reema en6alqaat ..

Reema: goulay laish ma7ebechh! Kelashay fech eyaannen bek zain men rasek elain ebhamek

No no that’s too muchhh ya reema eta7aait ..

Reema: a7ebbeechhh laaih ana madryyy!

Me: bss tawa geltaay laishhh

Oops again men galby lay lsanyyy!

Reema: hmm laish t7eben fay?

Me: haw refejty ba3ad!

Reema: shinu feha zod 3anech?

Skinnier, shorter, darker than youuu! Akhaaf 6eena! Honestly she’s better than you eb every thing >>>to 
my brain>>>

Me: wala shaaay laish tqarneen

Reema: madry yemkin la’any akrahha

Laish 7a6a dobech doub faayy???

I have to change the subject la the conversation become worst!

Me: darastay?

Reema: laaa

Me: laaish?

Reema: bss afakker feech please 6el3ay min tafkery 3ashan adres

How should I understand this?

Me: ok byee tafkeer reemaa

Ok she got mad

Reema: hahaha mu ga3da atghashmaar

What should I say?

The best way to ditch from these situation is ..

Me: na3aaaaaaam?

Me: ok ok mama al7een anzel

Me: reema omy tabeny byeee

Reema: omech kella tnadech lamma akalmech!

Me: okkkk maaaama yayyaaaaa

Reema: bye!

Whew!!

I called manoura ..

Mnera: 3ayyaaaz

Me: manoura

Mnera: my pretty eyes

Me: hehe , please ta3alay fog basolef ma3ach walaaht 3alaich

Mnera: okk

She came to my room ..

Mnera: shesalfaaa

Me: khansoleff

Mnera: a3arfech wet3arfeeny adri enna fee shay goulayy

Me: a7es enna reema

NO NO! don’t say it la tathlemenha!!!!!

Mnera: ee?

Me: zouqaa

Mnera: hahaha goulaay shfeha reema

Me: madry tekrah faayo madri laishhh

Mnera: se’leeeha

Me: akhaaafff! Mabe akaber elmawthooo3

Mnera: tkhafen tekrehen fay?

Me: eeeh! Aw reema

Mnera: 9ajjaa maala da3y 6awfay 6awfay

Me: enzain 3ashany dersaaay

Mnera: gamoush darseenyyy

Me: sadgeny mu fathyaaa yebellech tutor e3abel feech

Mnera: sheftay shoshowwoo!!

Me: uhhh! Badda3aatt

Mnera: machenha le9gheeraaa

Me: et9adgen mannour yemkin ehya 6abe3eya we7na elly weird

Mnera: la weird wala shay ehya over e9ara7a!

I kept talking with manoura about random things such as: studying , our to do list for the next weekend , 
her doctors and about fouzo ..

But I don’t remember the details ..

Then I continued my studying and went to the bed ..

That was my day ..


6 comments:

  1. Question, is Reem and gamoush a couple or something ?:/ if yes Shay mo2ref, w there are kids reading here it's a bad influence..

    Sorry Etha '6ayagtich aw shai bs I'm just stating my point ;p

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  2. no they are not:o!! ba3dain im sorry i can't control the readers!

    no you are not ou your point was just recieved:D

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  3. anonymous you never say a7ibich to one of your girlfriends? :/ mashofa shay ghala6 bl 3aks its better than people ely esebon their friends 9a7 ?at least kalam 7lw mu zft :D

    Loving the new story btw :*

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  4. zoouqa zouqa zouqaa entaaayyyy!!! i love your opinion Madliar;*

    THANKYOUUUU<3 ilove youuu:*

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  5. 3afwan bs laish takteben in eglish etha kela badleyat? ana ma wedi akoon rude bs masta7mel kil hal badleyat! mu ga9eb english khaleena 3al kuwaiti kelena fahmeeenaa;)w tara "pig" mac sauce eqtalatli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. wait 7abebty entay la tyeben 3umrech lamma akteb post 6 pages ou fog akeed beser badleyat sawa' ketabt in english aw m3areb ou tra lama akteb "pig mac" ebayen enny metkharbe6a sadgeny a3aref shloun aktib "Big" ya3ni! look at your self wentay katba "ga9eb","eqtalatli" hatha wentay katba 4 as6ur bss! elbadleyyat warda:*

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