Saturday, May 26, 2012

Flashbacks .. Part21


Clarification: elshabaaab 3yal fereejhum mu her cousins ou ya3goub weld her mom's partner ou biff baf is really bad fa la7aad ejarreb el7arakaaa!!

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I couldn’t say a word ..
I was really shocked ..
I nodded ..
Talking with her would tear my eyes and I don’t want thins to happen ..
I started to cry silently ..
Kent metwaaahga!!
Where shall I go??
Ma3endi a7ad a3arfaa!!
Ou my leg was broken!!
Kellesh mafeeny adabech!!
I have to tell my mother!
Maku ella hal 7al ..
But it was too late to call her akhaf tekhtere3!!
Ufff ..
I opened my laptop and started to search for an available room in a close hotel ..
La’anna jad ma at7ammal ashoufha marra thanya ba6la3 min hny eb asra3 waagttt!!
I booked a room in Marriot hotel for one week ..
Then I went back to sleep ..
But I didn’t sleep ..
I was rolling on my bed thinking of that nasty girl ..
Hayyen!! Wallaahh mara7 a6awefha lech ou betshoufeeen!!
….
I woke up at 5 am ..
I couldn’t sleep more ..
I packed my bags ..
I went to the kitchen and grabbed some sugar ..
She was sleeping ..
I applied the sugar in everywhere in her room 3ashan eyyoullaha elnamel hahaha ..
Hmm what else?
I took KDD cocktail juice “her favourite” m7amleta ma3aha men el kwait ou kattaita eb kel mukan bel 9ala 9aar dubaag!!
La tloumooouny kent 7AIL ME7TARRA!!
I took my bags and gave them the watchman 3ashan erakkebhum bel taxi ..
I couldn’t leave the flat without saying goodbye to Yasmin ..
I grabbed the last barbican bottle left with me and went to her room ..
Me: yasmiiinn
She was moaning ..
My lovely barbican gonna miss you!!
Me: YASMINN!!
Once she opened her eyes I poured the whole bottle on her face ..
She was screaming ..
She hates barbican’s taste and smell ..
Yasmin: AAAAYY WAAI3 YALMAYNOOOOUNAA!!
Me: 7asafat el barbican wallah
Yasmin: BARRAA!!
Me: hahha gonna miss you darling
Then I Iicked her cheeks, I know its disgusting but I was tasting my last bottle of barbican I couldn’t hold the smell mmmmm ..
7awalt amshe asra3 ma 3endi weyya 3akkazty ou 6ala3t ..
I can hear her eta7al6am: MAKSORA OU TBARRED!
Me: take me to marriot hotel please
…: check in at 3 pm
Me: no please!!
…: sorry but the room isn’t ready
Me: its ok I don’t mind
….: I’m sorry to tell you that we do mind
Me: eff!
….: you can stay in the lobby
Me: ok thankyou!
I sat on a couch in the lobby ..
I decided to call na9our ..
Naser: HALA BELZAAAINN HALA EB EKHTYY
He always cheers me up I love him ..
I smiled ..
Me: ahlaaain raathy 3alaainna chennek
Naser: ayal na9aaabba metaaa za3alt mennech anaa
Me: hehe madriii
Naser: shloun eljam3a weyyaach?
Me: walla mashe el7al dawamt cham youm ou gumt akshet
Naser: haay sh7asbalech madresaaa??? Hathy jam3a baba ou eb uk mu ku laaa y7ousheeek!
Me: ent shlounek weyya gust?
Naser: walla tamam elrabe3 kelhum hnaak ou el jam3a matrousa g6aaaa333
Me giggled: 7AYWAAANN!!! Goooul gooull laykouuun 7abaitlek waa7da nwaai9er tukfa e3teref
Naser: wallaa mayour ma ya36oun waayh!! Fe wa7da 3jebatny bs maly amal gably lista sh6oulha 7ajzeenha
Me: 3eshtaw! Hathy akeed wa7da men el 40 elly eshabhouny
Naser giggled: 6EERAAAY!!!
Me: hahaha
Naser: walla ma7ad yeltefetly yabeella asheel 7adeed tharooury
Me giggled: 7asbalek be6al3ounek etha jassamt?? 9addegny t9eer taz mania la ettehawwaaar
Naser: entay chub ana ghal6an yay agoullech
Me: enzain shloun eshabab wain dashaaw??
Naser: 3ethmano dash weyay gust
Me: wain elly bedesh edareyya ya 7athy
Naser: khaywallyyyy, ou fahoud ACM
Me: maskeen brou7aa
Naser: laa rab3a weyyah
Me: walla walaht 3alaikum
Naser: eee thakelyoum shamlano gally khal mayour tsawellaha account skype ou n7acheech kelena
Me: WAAAAY SHAMLAN EHABBEL!!! Khala9 elyoum asawellyy
Naser: la testansain wasmiya atwaqa3 elly gaylatla
Me: ent sh7arrek??
Naser: hehe
Me: na9oooour ana dagga bagoullek shay nassaitny
Naser: shinuu? Amraaayyy tedaaallelaay
Kesar kha6ry shloun meshta6 ou mestanes ma 7abbait athayeg khelga ..
Me: hehe nesaaaittt
Naser: malaaat
Me: hahah yalla bye 7uuuubbeeee
Naser: byeee 3uuumriiii ou ekly tebbeeenn
Me: haha
I closed it ..
Khala9 I wont tell them khal adabber 7aly shwayy ..
I went to the reception ..
Me: hi
….: hello
Me: can you please help me?
….: sure
Me: I am looking for a flat for rent and it’d be better if its close to must university
….: wait a moment please
Me: by the way I am seventeen
….: ohh I’m sorry but its not aloud here to rent a flat for an under eighteen
Me: only two months left till my eighteen please!!!
….: are you a student?
Me: yes!
….: why don’t you live in the students residence?
Me: ohh noo waaay! I cant! People who live there are little bit scary
….: sorry I really cant help you
Me: ok ok thank you
I have no choice maku ella adeg 3ala sa3ouda ..
Mom: hallaaa mayaraa hala mama shlounechhh 7abeebty?
Me: el7emdellah entay shlounech?
Mom: bkhair ou ne3ma! Mayara feech shay?
AYSHAAAY!!!! SHDARRAHAAAAA
Me: ummmm
Mom: SHFEEECHHH MAMAAA??
My eyes started to tear ..
Me: yumma tekhayyelay yasmin elfager elkhara eltebeen el7aqeera ..
Mom interrupted me: bs mama basech sab goulelly shemsawyaa
Me: 6redaaatny min sheqaat’ha elkharaaaa!!
Mom: NA3AM??? Laaish entay mu tedfe3een ma3ahaaa belne9?
Me: eeeeh gazzarat feeny chum sbou3 7etta may ou kahraba adfa3 weyyaha ou ams bellail galatly zahbe gashech ou bacher el9eb7 6el3ay okhouy beyyelly
Mom: 7asbey allaah wa ne3ma elwakeel hathy shinuu maku 7ayaaa maku akhlaaq??
Me: laaaa yumma faa9kha el7ayaaa
Mom: yaaa ba3ad gaalbe ou waain re7taaay??
Me: seeda 7ajazt le ghurfa online ou ana al7een bel hotel bs ma ya wagt el check in
Mom: la elaha ella allah!
Me: yumma elmushkela ma7ad rathy e’ajer ley sheqqa wana under 18!
Mom: eee shedeeden el engelaiz
Me: al7een shlounn??
Mom: elmushkela obouch weyya wayha mu hny msafer!! Ou khaled ba3ad msafer maku a7aad!
Me: yumma ya3ni etha yolly shbesawwoun!!
Mom: sem3eeny! Entay al7en ge3day bel otail la t7ousen 3ala sheqqa! Ou jably drousech ou la tfakreen eb sakan ou ma sakan ana ashouf al7een adabber lech sakan ok mama?
Me: enshallah!
Mom: yalla 7abebty la tkhafen mama ok?
Me: haha yumma chenech ma t3arfeny
Mom: ba3ad galbe galbech! Yallah bye bye
Me: bye!
I took a deeeeeep breath and laid my head on the couch’s back ..
I napped for a while ..
….: your room is ready
Me: FINALLY!! BAD SERVICE!
He smiled ..
I went to my room, laid on the bed and fell asleep immediately ..
I woke up 3ala my phone ringing tone ..
Me: hmmm
Naser: naymaaa??
Me: e7lef??
Naser giggled: shenawmech hal 7azza mayour elkel metyamme3 ben7acheech skype
I sat down ..
Me: MINU ELKEL???
Naser: kellenaa ana ou 3ethmano ou shamlano ou fahoud ou 3aboud
Me: ok ok ne6rouny aghasel wayhe wella mu ella bas afech laptopy asawwelly account ou athefkuum
Naser: okkk yalahh
I opened my laptop immediately ..
Ughhh maku wireless ..
I called the room service and asked them for a wireless in my room ..
Ou I made an account in skype and called Na9er to add me ..
Once it connected I saw all of the guys metyam3een ou they were smiling EYANNENOOOUNNN EKHWAN DENYAAA!! Ellaa wa7ed feehum mabe e9eer okhoo kan ga3ed wara ou he was playing with his mobile ..
“halaaa mayouuur”  shamlan ..
“halaa bel landeneyyaa” 3ethmano ..
“t9adgen metghayra ashbahech 9ayraa shagraaa” 3aboud ..
“EKHTEEEE WALAHT 3ALA HAL BOHAAA” na9our ..
Shamlan: shabaab wa7ed waa7ed ekllemha mu 7aalaa
Othman: eee ee
3aboud: ana awwaal
3aboud: mayyouuuur
please fahad say something!!
Me: hala wallaah
3aboud: haaa khaly weyyach shsawaitaaw
Me: eeeh 3umar ma ga9aar yezah allah khaair
3aboud: egoul 7as ma3ach shwayyaa shloun ta7ammalteeh
Me: maaku ghaira men 9ijjek
3aboud giggled: 7aywaanaa!!
Othman: daan mennak ma9akht’haa!! Mayaaaarr
Me: haa 3ethmanooo
Othman: how are you dude?
Me giggled: azgaaa7
Othman: entay way engelaaizyy!
Me: shensawi ba3ad!
Othman: wallah fagdeenech bel mubaraat 3umar kellesh ma y3aref
3aboud: chab 3ad mu jeddamy
Othman: yakhe hatha el9ej 9aa7 fhaaid
Fahad: ee ee
WEJA3!! 6alaa3ni!
Shamlan: shloooounhuuum?
Me: zaaaina wallaah
Shamlan: shloun eljam3a 3asa qaweya
Me: ya 3ammi ma dawamt ella sbou3
Shamlan: yannaaitay!
Me giggled: wallal3athem
Shamlan: chaykay emailech akhaf dazolech enthaar
Me: e7leef?
Shamlan: wallah mu qashmaara
Na9er: ekhtyyy
Me: okhoooouy! Khuf 3laainnaa
Na9er: ya3ni ghaair 3araftay netham ohma ynadonech mayar ana ekhty special
Me giggled: 3allaqal 7abeebtyy
Shamlan: fahouuud ta3aal kallemhaa
SHAMLAN 3ALA RASY!
Fahad: zain!
Othman: fhaaid shfeek mayour hatheee weyyana belfareeq nesaach nesaach
Fahad: hala mayar
His face was emotionless ..
I smiled ..
Me: FAHAD!!
Fahad: shlounech?
Me: mu zaina!
Fahad: allah ywafgech
He went away ..
My eyes started to tear ..
LAISHHHH LAISHH!!!!
I HATE LONDON BARD LEKWAIT!!
Naser: khala9 shabab kelkum 7achaitouhaa?
“Eeeehhh”
Naser: yallaah yal 7uuub waranna le3eebb bye
Me: kel tebeen zain!
Naser gave me a fly kiss and closed it ..
Ifff WAAAAI3!!!!!
The following day ..
I was laying on my bed maly khelg wala shaay!
Someone knocked the door ..
Me: DON’T YOU SEE THE CARD “DO NOT DISTURB” OUT THERE??
He knocked again ..
Me: STOP IT!! I WANNA SLEEP!!!!!!
…..: ITS 1:30 YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!
Me: NON OF YOUUR BUSINESS YAL TEBEENN!!
….: YOU CALLED ME TEBEN I CALL YOU KHARA!
I was laughing insanely ..
Me: DO YOU SPEEK ARABIC??
….: A7SAN MIN YADDETECH
Me: I KNOW THIS VOICE HAHAHAH ARE YOU … ?
….: YES! FECHAY!

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

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3umaar wela ya3gouub!!!!!
3ajeeeebb elpost manii 9ayra 6ama3a wagoulich abe ba3add:$
Basss jaaad yasmin 6elaaa3t 7aqeeeera elzeftaaa!!!

-T

Anonymous said...

mnoooo :o ? Post asap plsss! Loooved the post wayed;*

Bluzzy said...

loool zain ma tsawy eb hal fa93a she deserved that u.u w the skype call? their all ADORABLE el fahad 6b3an i hate him he made her cry :( w ely ga3adha hmmm atwqa3 othman? l2n 3umar ma ysb :p fa madry x.x bas inshallah 3umar madry laish abeeh ykoun m3aha :p w THAAAAANK YOOOU LADY RAWOYA xxxxx <3

Anonymous said...

Mnooo mnoo abe a3rff!!!!!:'((((((( alla ykhalech tkfain post sooooon loove yoouu<3

4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

ADOOORE THE FIRST<3!!! anheee feehum anhe feehum:: .. entay el3ajeeba;* kaaafu wallaaaahhh:D .. 7aaadha;@

4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

enshallaahh;* .. THANKYOUUU<3

4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

7AAADDA;@!! 7aaadhuuumm*hug*!! ee ge6aaa3!! LOOOL faj2a othmaaan?:: looool good point;p .. enshaaallaah;p ENTAAAY ELLY THAANKYOUUUU<3!! 9edamteny bel comment ma tewaqa3t'ha chethyy 7asbaly ne9 sa6er;$;*

4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

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Anonymous said...

Laaa laaa laaaaaaaa:(!! Aby a3aaarf mnnnuuuuuuuuu:(!!

Anonymous said...

MAAAYAAAAR 3AAJEEEEBAAA zain tsawee bhal fa93aaa��umbaaih minuuu ely yaaay abe a3aref:o loveed the post naaar nafsech♥
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Anonymous said...

Ammaaaaaaiiiizzzziiinngggg pleaseeee post todayyyyyyy. !!!!! I'm addicted to ur blog :')) klshwayy achyk nazaaltay wla la please 3shan 5a6ray nzlay lyouum
I love youu -JA

Anonymous said...

HELLOOOOOO I MISSYOUUU SO MUCH W I MISS THE BLOG W IL COMMENT BAR !! sorry wallah sorry 9arly cham youm '3ayba w no comments w chethey bs wallah finals you know ;p Dont worry wa3ad mny bil comming posts 3gub il exams kil youm :: aahhh now back to the story awal shay fahad e8ithhh 7a8eer !! W second ga3ada a7is be9eer shay bain 3umar , ya3gub w mayar bs shno ya tara ?! ;p w hal yasmin ana mn awal mo mirta7atlaha mo khoush rommy awal shay etgoul laha ta3alay siknay 3ndii ba3dain ta6rid'ha !! W nasser cute eshawiq ohwa w il bajii shamlan w othman w 3boud ;p kil ma agra i want to read more a7ib ur stories WAID ♥ keep on going w allah ewafgich w etyebeen il 3alama ily twansich w twanis ahalich inshallah d3wate lich 7beebty XX


- B.R

Anonymous said...

Allaaah:( naar takfaaaain bser3a:(

-m

Mer said...

HAHAHAHA!!! The ending is amazing!
Mayaar shouldn't show Fahad her weakness! Walla he's starting to get on our nerves :) We're disliking him for being such a child. Yasmin is so annoying :) She and Fahad should be best friends. (3ala kaifna yalseen en8arir)

Lots of Love
Xxxxx

Anonymous said...

Pleeeeeasee nabei fahaaad ma nabei 3umar pleeeassseeee:( fahad ou mayar wallah a7ebum, amazing story post asap

-n

4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

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4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

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4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

YOOOOUUU AREEEE<3!!! Sorry because i didnt:(!! awwwh that means a lot;* sorry sooorry ena ma nazzaalt:( LOVE YOU TOO;*

4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

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4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

ENSHALLAH<3

4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

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4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

LOOOOL wait and see;$ thaankyou;* enshallah

Anonymous said...

Please post I'm waiting 9arly snteen :(
7deee mstnya 3la a39aabii yaal takfaeen
When you'll post ?? And 6lbtch post 2 posts in a day :') :$ - JA

4 Ketakeet emfarzineen said...

I DIIIDDD LOOOVE<3!! one long post ok?;$