Thursday, May 17, 2012

Flashbacks .. Part16


This post is dedicated to YR<3  shes so sweet;*

He smiled ..
3umar: shfeech?
Me: besmellah era7man elra7eem a3outho bellah men bleees
I closed my eyes for seconds ..
Then I opened them ..
Me: walla 6ala3t 9ejjeee
3umar stretched his hand to take my bag ..
Then he placed it inside the cabin ..
Kent mtan7aaa ..
He turned around ..
Me: 9aber 9aber mara7 a6awef elmawthou3 bhal suhoula
He looked at me, smiled and walked to his seat ..
Uffffffff!!!
I sat in my chair ..
After a while an Egyptian man sat next to me ..
I looked at him and smiled ..
The EM: fee aih?
Me: haha tesharafna
He gave me a death stair and tried to lock his seatbelt ..
Me: enshallah etthakkerny arbe6 el7zam
The EM: mush sam3a elset t2oul erbe6ooh? Walla ma tefhameesh engeleeezy?
WOOOW I think it will be fun ..
Me: la wallahe ma bafhamshe
The EM: huwwa enty tetkallemy masry?
Me: aahh dana mamy masreyya ou ba7eb elmasreyyeen
The EM: gada3aa!! Ou mamtek menain men ma9r?
Me: sharm elsheeekh
The EM: wallahe?
Me: aywan ommal aih?
The plane started to take off ..
Me: 3awez leban??
The EM 7agernyyy ..
He ignored my sentence ..
Me: 3AWEZ LEBANN??
The EM: eskuty allah ykhalleeeky
Me: esharha 3alayya elly 3ammala a3zemak 3al leban 3alashan kha6er azounak ma tetsakkarsh
He ignored my sentence again ..
Me: shfeee mamtak??
He ignored me againJ!!
Me: she9eerlek 3umar??
The EM: astaghferu allah la elalaha ella allah mu7ammad rasoul allah
After a while ..
The EM: oulyyy? 3ayza aih?
Me: tawennaas
The EM: 3ammala tzenny 3alayya bel eqlaa3 da wa2t 7areggg!!
Me giggled: 6ALAAA3 YAKHAAAAAFFF WAAAAAAKKK!!!
The EM: men khaf salam
Me: enzain ye3t mumken tnazel jan6ety? Walla thegeelaa ou ra7 a36eek min elbu6a6
The EM: 6ayyeb
He grabbed my bag and gave me it ..
Me: mutshakkereen gaaawwwii
The EM: muta’ekkeda mamtek mush men el9a3eed??
Me: muta’akkeda
I grabbed my Cheetos opened it and started to eat happily ..
He was staring on me ..
Me: fee aihh??
The EM: mafeesh
Me: aaahhh soooorry nesaaait a3zemeek haak hak med eeedek
He took “kham6a” ..
I smiled and continued eating ..
The EM: hhhhhhh huuuuuuhhhh aiiiih daaaahhhh excuuuuuzzz meeeee
I was laughing insanely ..
Me: weee 7regek??
The hostess: yes man?
The EM: WATERRRR!
The hostess: sure
The: danty aaaih mafeesh e7saaas!! 3ammala takly eb da el kees elly a6wal men khel2etek
Baaaacheee baacheeee ..
The hostess grabbed him a glass of water ou 6akh ashwa ..
After a while the hostess gave us wet napkins ..
I wiped my hands ma wa3ait wella elly yammy he was wiping his hands ou face ou neck ou dakhala dakhel his t-shirt ou emase7 dakhel ..
AAAAKHH BAA6NYYYYYYY ..
Me giggled: 3ammal testa7amma wella aihhh? 
The EM: 3ammal ana3neshh
He’s so funnyyyyyy ..
I grabbed my ipod and started to listen to Abdulmajeed ..
ma3goula kelmaaa teghayyer 7aly ma3ak ..
Kent mendamjaa ou ga3da aghanny ma3ah ..
Me: ma3goulla kelma teghayyer 7aly ma3ak teshakkek bee ou bghalak went elrouuu7 fee galbe wereedaa
Me: ma3goula hathee elnehaaayaa ma 3adak enta ma3aya many 7abebak 7abeeby aw hatha ana men elbedaaayaa
Me: TEGOOOOL ENSA KHALAAAS
The EM was talking to me without voice .. how come?
His face turned into red ..
I looked at him wonderingly ..
Me: shfeek 9ert silent?
He removed my headset ..
Ahhhh 3ashaaan chethyyy LOOOOOL ..
Me: abbaaih sorry m6awleta mu gam asme3ek
The EM: WA66YYY 9OOOTEK 3AYZ ANAAAMM!!!
Me: yallah 3aaad khalny andemej
The EM: muuush a3deeen fee studio
Me: lessa a63aa 3ala2ty berfee2y argoook 7es beyyaa
The EM: MALEESH DA3WAAAA TETDERBY ENTY MA3AAHH!!
Me: mashkouuuur!
The EM: eshukr lellaah
Me: ta3aal ent shenawmek?? Beyeeboun el akel al7een
The EM: wallaahe??
Me: ayywa ommal aiihhh
The EM: yeb2a balash men elnoom
Me: mumkin tyeeb jan6ety?
The EM: we ba3deeeen ma3aaki???
Me: ma3lesh
He grabbed my bag and gave me it ..
I grabbed my barbican and gave it to the hostess to put it in the fridge ..
The EM: aih daaa????
Me: shinu ohwaaa
The EM: huwwa ento tetdawlo mamnou3at kedaaa 3ainy 3ainak
That was hilarious ..
Me: dana mudmena 3al akher ma3rafsh a3eesh men ghaair elmashrouuub
The EM: a3ouzo bellah men ghazab allah aih el ashkaal deyyaat
I giggled: ou etha sekart 3aaady 3adyy athbe7ek afqed marra wa7da
The EM: ana aih elly balany ou geet a3adt gambek
They brought the food ..
Me: ughhh staghfarallah
He was mendemejjj yakel ..
Me: e7em
Me: mumkin tyeeb jan6ety?
The EM while eating: laa2a mush mumkin
Me: allah ykhalleek ma 3ajabny akelhum bakel shay ye3t wallahh
The EM: geebeeha enty
Me: yalla 3ad thegeeela
The EM: mush mushkelty
Me: efff na7eeees
I took my ipod and started to listen to Ya 7ubbi efham ..
Then “Alf marra” ..
7addde endemajt feeha .. laffait ou jabalt elderesha ou ga3da athakkar Fahad ..
Alf marra gelt lak be3youni la men gelt abe asry 3aaay emna3ny tara weddi agathy el3umr ya 3umri ma3ak ..
Suddenly he removed my headsets ..
I turned around ..
Me: SHAKU TSHE …
I was SHOCKED ..
Me: enta 9addegny yennyyy
3umar: lama tesme3en aghany la tghanen ma3ahum 9otech 3alay
Me: wallal3atheem kan ma9ry ou 3enda karsha qasaman bellah abaih babche 9ij elghurba tkharre3
3umar giggled ..
Me: waaallah ma ytha7ek!! Fahhemny shga3d e9eer!!
3umar: shfech sawaitay film! Getla tbadel amaken estanas ou gam
Me giggled: e7lef estanas?
3umar: waallah! Shemsawwetla?
Me: khal ya7med rabba msawetla samra eb balash
3umar: shfahhema samra hatha allah ykhallech
Me: shyaybek hny?? Laish dayman tla7egny!!
3umar giggled: walla makhtha b3umrech ma2lab
Me: min 9ijjeee!!
3umar: el ahal msafren landan ou ana khalla9t 9aify ou raye7 lehum
Me: mashallah khallesaw el ayyam? Wella elre7laat??
3umar ignored my sentence and started to read a book ..
Me: enzain shtabe ga3ed yamme??? Minu 3zemek haaa?
3umar looked at me shook his head and continued reading ..
I took his book forcefully ..
Me nervously: A7ACHEEK ANAAA!!
3umar: matshoufeny agra?
Me: egra eb kerseyyek mu teyye trez wayhek yammee!! Ana wa7da ba9arrrekh bakheth ra7ty
3umar took his book back ..
3umar: hatha 9ar kerseyyee
Me: AAAAKHH EB TAJLE6NYYYY!!!
I slowly opened my eyes ..
3umar: gathaity chatfy eb 9makhech
I was laying on his shoulder ..
FASHLAAAAA!!!!
Me: we abbaih sorry ma 7assait
He nodded ..
Ok?
After an hour we arrived to Heathrow ..
3umar: al7emdella 3alsalama
Me: allah ysalmek
3umar: wain betro7en al7een?
Me: barou7 el hotel
3umar: ya3ni 7ajza?
Me: eee obouy 7ajezly
3umar: ay hotel?
Me: marriot
3umar: ma ajartay sheqa?
Me: la bs obouy ketably hatha 3enwan 7g banaya yam el jam3a malty ou gally arou7 a’ajer feha
3umar: ketby raqmy
Me: enas gabel la traqqem testa’then
3umar: awal fat7 elkha6 ba3dain 999*****
Me: ok
3umar: etha tben shay deggay ayyech
Me: shouf ana al7en barayye7 ba3dain banzel akel eb mukan etha taben you can join
3umar: la mabe
Me: a7san!!
3umar: meta betro7en t’ajren el sheqa?
Me: bacher el9eb7
3umar: ok deggay 3alay ayyech
Me: ok
He took me to a Taxi and told the driver to take me to Marriot hotel and leave ..
Once I arrived to the hotel I did the check in and I went to my room ..
Ahhhhh freedom ..
I was really happy akheran brouuu7y ..
Walaw eny ma astaghreb faj’a ye6la3ly 3umar!!
I took my mobile ..
I opened the line expecting an SMS from Fahad but there was nothing ..
I sent Fahad ,
Me:
“tawni wa9la London, miss you already .. waiting for your reply”
I called my mom ou na9our to tell them eny we9alt ..
After a while I received an SMS ..
Fahad:
“taben tsafren safartay! Ekhtartay elsufar ou baddaiteh 3alay shtaben menny??”
Me:
“Wallah ma kan elfurag ekhteyary ou la 3umry akhtart elwe9al ou legaitah .. wana a3shegek 3eshg almu6ar lel9a7ary mahma gesa wagtek 3alay ma jefaitah .. ma kan bu3dy 3ank bel bal 6ary ekhtart bu3di 3ank mink ou rethaita .. luw kent dary bs luw kent dary ma 3a6aitek galby ou 7ubek meshaita .. luw mal 9abry 7anen entethary ma gelt abeek ou la rejou3ek rejaitaah”
Fahad:
“Delete my number please”
That was SHOCKING!!!
My eyes started to tear ..
WAI3 FAHAAD!!
I was crying insanely until I fell asleep ..
Me: PLEASE!! Only 4 months left until my 18!!
The man: no flats for under eighteen
3umar: please try to understand she’s a student, she needs the flat she has no choice
The man: this is a rule we cannot rent the flat for an under eighteen lady
Me: KHARA!! Shel 7aaal??
3umar: 9aber 9aber khanfakker
…..: tegderen taskenen weyyay

12 comments:

  1. FIIRSST!!!!:D
    a7san khal t'hed fahad mu kafuu!
    ama eli tegderen taskenen weyay qaweeya!!:p
    shakelha bet7eb hatha la2ana 3umar mu m6awel m3aha;p #y3ne 9aydat'ha::
    thankyou katkouta<3

    -nwaira

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  2. Akeed bnt ele btsakn ma3aha yanwaairaaa , o atwa8a3 ena 3umar e7b mayaar wallahu a3laaaam , thank u 3alpost el3ajeeb<3

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  3. etshaaaaweg mayar wehya t7araash belmasryy::
    Yalaaaaahh postt ba3aref mnuu elshakhs elyedeeeedd:D, please;$

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  4. ALLLAAAAH T7MST !!!

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  5. Guess who's back with a second comment? 3aad a7een 3ugub mashaja3teeny walaa baaskit haha :p
    -First off- yibt-ha 9aa7!! 6ilaa3 3umaar :D !
    -2nd-, the post made me laugh 2aawy 2aawy! wa3alaya 3al maa9ry haha!
    -3rd- shlon ra7aat br7ohaa bedon ahalhaa? wayed 9a3ba tet9araaf wallah ana lo ma7ad wiyay chaan ma3iraft shasawi fa bravo 3laych ya mayar!
    - 4th- hal fahad ynarfiz! kil ma agol mskeen yisawy 7arakah baay5a!

    lovely post as usual xx

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  6. nwaira: HALAAA BEL FIRSTTTT<3!!! eeeeh ge6aa3!! .. LOOOL eeeh;p maaa yendaraaa yemkin 9ij 9edteehaaa:p .. NO NEED LOVE<3

    Anonymous: ta3jebeeeny wentay treddeen 3alaihaaaa;p .. ejooouuzz;p NO NEED SWEETY<3

    Anonymous: i love it how enny chakait minu entay wenty mu 7a6a ur initial;$ .. LOOOL 7aaadhaaaa;p .. enshaaaallahhh;*

    Anonymous: laaaishh? ga3da 3al choula? :: LA LA ATGHASHMAAR WALLAHHH:$!!

    Anonymous: YAAAAAAYYY KAAAFUUU KAAFU WALLAAHHH OU 3ASHAAAT FLAANAAAAA *dancing*!! eeeeehh gadaa3aaaaa;p .. LOOOL hatha elma6louuub;$ eeh faqeeer;p .. shetsaawwi ba3aad deraasaaa looool;p .. 7ADDAA!! la kelesh mu masken khayess;@! THANKYOU;*

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  7. Aww <3 Please fall in love with 3umar! Fahad is such a drama queen :)
    London: New experience, new life, new friends, new everything! Start fresh, get rid of Fahad because you're going to find someone 1000x better! The story is SO funny so far <3 We LOVE it :D

    Lots of Love
    Xxxxx

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  8. Haa yalla I commented !! Honestly, best post everrrrrr walla it chills my heartstrings to read ur stories !! *-*

    -Rose

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  9. I LOOOOOVEEE IT!!!!!!❤can't wait for the next one please post soon -H

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  10. Ana agooul el new person is a girl !! AWESOME POOOSSSTTT !!

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  11. Lady M &amp; Princess R:LOOOOL 7aaaddaaaa:) eeeehh enshaaallahhh;*LOOOL thankyouuuu;$ and I LOVE YOUUUU!!

    Rose: GREAT<3!! MORE MORE;$! awwwhh thaaanks deaaar;*

    H: THAAANKYOUUUUU<3!! i will;*

    Anonymous: YESSS:D!! THAAANKYOUUUU;*

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  12. Marriot ma9er? Hatha 24 sa3a metnag3een fe:::

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