Its crystal clear .. Part7

Khaled: ee 3adel 3adel

I choked in my tears: khaled shfeek? Shfeek 3alay? Laish chethy mu hammek?

Khaled: Shfeeeny tes’eleeny shfeeny? 7abeeebty ga3da trou7 men eedy tabeeny ath7ak? Astanes?

Me: bss, bs khaled enta tadry ena halshay mu eb eedy tadry eny abbeeek entaa!!

Khaled: Ou ham adry ena ely baina lazem yentehy

Me: na3am? Bsehoula chethy??

Khaled: ghena?

I was silent.

Khaled: ghena, allah ywafgech

What does that suppose to mean?

Me: allah ywafeg eljemee3

Khaled: ma3a elsalama

Me: WAIT!!!

Khaled: na3am?

Me: ent gad elfarga?

Khaled: ba7awel at7ammal

Me: enta t7ebny khaled etmout feenyyy! Laish t’hedny laishhh?

Khaled: maly mukan b7ayatech

Me: 7ayatee kelha entaa!

Khaled: hathak awwal

Me: khaled wallah!

Khaled: elktab enketab ya ghena shet7acheen entay?

Me: mu gelt nef9akh 3aqd elzawaj?

Khaled: luw beedech tef9ekheena chan ma tezawajtay fahad men elbedaya!

Me: khaled many m9adgaa enek betkhaleeeny eb akthar wagt me7tajetek feeh!!! 6alaabtek ethak t7ebny la t’hednyyyy!!

Khaled: la’any a7ebech ou abeellech elkhair bahedech t3eesheen 7ayatech eb amn ou aman ou mabe akoun elsebab fee kharab baitech, ma3a elsalama

Thalait 3umry wayed, many m9adga ena my one and only khaled gedar yestaghny 3any bhalsehoula, 3a6any fahad berkhee9!!

I HATE YOU KHALEDDDDDD but .. I love you more ..

Me: allah ysalmik

He closed the line ..

“Enta manta elly 3ashagta, Enta akeed ensan thany .. kaif 9ert bhal buroud ou bhal a7asees elbaleeda?”

And those small eyes couldn’t stop tearing ..

And all of a sudden ..

Dad: ghena? Shfeech yuba?

I wiped my tears immediately and answered: mafeeny

Dad: entay mu 3ajbatny hal youmain

Me: ana? Ana many 3ajba a7ad!!

Dad: laish yuba shfeech?

Me: yuba?

Dad: obouy?

Me: basaffer!!

Dad: wain 3ala allah?

Me: badres barraa!

Dad: 7aram ya baba ma teswa bagelech bs sena

Me: akhale9 elsena ou arou7 akammel barra

Dad: wallah madry goulay 7g fahad

Me nervously: ou shdakhaaal fahad belmawthouuuu3???

Dad: la’anna raylech

Me: yuba! Etha bakamel many metzawjeta ela lamma akhale9 derasa

Dad: la a7san tezawejaw ou rou7aw yemee3 9a3ba ahaytech brou7ech weya hal jehaz lemrakkab b9adrech

Me: YUBBAAAA TETGHASHMAR WEYAY 9A7???

Dad: la

Me: TARA THESE DAYS WAYED GAM TBADDE3 FEENY KELSHAY QA9EB QA9EB MESA7T SHAKH9EETY MARRA WA7DAAA!!!! YUBAAA I AM 21 FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!

Dad: ghenaaa!!! Entay 3ala themat elrayal balla shlouun?

Me: MA TEZAWAJNA!! BAS MALACHNAAA!!

Dad: ou etefaqna enkum tetzawejoun 3ugub ma tetkharejain!!

Me: YAKHE E3TABROUNY MATKHARAJT BAKAMEL YA3NI BAKAMEL EFFFF!!

Dad: ghena baba?

Me: SHTABY!!

Dad: awal tekalemy 3adel

Me: na3am!!

Dad: akalem fahad ou aredlech khabar ok?

I was shaking my legs nervously ..

Dad: tadreen? Al7een adeg 3alaih agoula eyyee ou ntefaham 

I ignored him ..

Dad: ok?

Me: laish tes’alny?? BABA LAISH TES’ALNY??? RAYYEE MAYHEMEK A9LAN!

He ignored my sentence and called fahad ..

Dad: alo hala bel neseeb!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAI3!!!

Dad: shlounek?

Dad: el7emdellah, 3ayal wainek? Fathy tmerna?

Dad: hehe 3azeeez ou ghaly

Dad: yalla ok na6reenek

Me: kho fahad maku sheghel!

Dad: la yuba 3aib chethy tgouleen 3ana mahma kan hatha raylech

Me: haha tmout 3ala maqathety

I stood up ..

Dad: wain ray7a?

Me: dary!

Dad: ge3day al7een beyyee elrayyal

Me: mu muhem, ely braskum braskum

Dad: ge3day!!

Me: shouf etha betkhally esafer ma3ay mara7 akamel ok? Ou baloumek 6ouuul 3umry enek wegaft eb mustaqbely, hatha ghair enek qa9abtny atzawajj ensan ma a7ebba ok? Galbe aswad? Eee aswaaad!!

Dad: GHENA!!! Shhal kalaam? Shinu ayzawaj wa7ed ma7ebba? Nawya t7ebbeen? Este7y 3ala wayhech mu chethy tkalmeen obouch!! 3a6aitech wayh wayedd! Yalla ge3day

My tears started to fall heavily ..

I sat down ..

Me: wai3, wallah wai3 *sniff* 

And all of a sudden Abdullah came ..

Dad: 9a7 elnouuum bu nayem!!

Abdullah: hala yubaaa 

Dad: lai meta yuba laimeta hal noumm!!!

Abdullah: oh ghena? Shfeech tabcheen?

Me: mafeny shay!

Abdullah: yuba shfeeha?

Dad: etedalla3!

Me: 7aram 3alaik wallaah!!! La sayyara la mobile la shay

Dad: alla allah allah shyab el6ary al7een?

Abdullah: ee wallah ma tenlamain 3eesheten gashra

Dad: ent esket yalla menak kamel nomtek ashouf!!

Abdullah: yuba a39abek 3al bent 7aram raqeeqa!

Dad: wana shemsaweellaha? Akhaf 3ala ma9la7at’haa!

Me: ma7y shakh9eety marra wa7da kelshay qa9ebb!!

Abdullah: yuba? Wana a7asbek open minded

Dad: 3baid ethlef 3an wayhe!

Abdullah: sheq9ebech 3alaih?

Me: ella ella maku sayyara ok fahamna khayef 3alay eee 7e6 sayeq laaa!! Ou qa9eb ezawejny fahaad qa9ebbb ou foug hatha mu rathy akamel derasa baraa!

Abdullah: wallah ent yuba el9ara7a madry esh shayef eb fhaid hatha! Yakhe 6lesha loyaa!

Dad: 3aibb 3alaikum elrayal 3umraa ma yab 6areekum belshaina wentaw ray7eella!!

Abdullah: 3ad esma3 yuba ana men al7een agoulek mu teyye tzawejny wa7da men elcousins 6ay7a bchabd ahalha ou tableshny feeha laa ana batzawaj elly eb baly eee hathy mafeeha 7aya!

My dad grabbed a pillow and threw it on Abdullah’s face ..

Dad: jeleeel el7ayaa gam menak yallaah!! Ent ely btakhthek tebtelesh feek! Ta3ban!

Abdullah: 6a3 hatha? Elbanat thab7a 3alay

Dad: gharhum eb math’herek!! *The bell rang* ha hatha fahad rou7 efta7la

Abdullah: ghena maloumech walla maloumech

I smiled ..

Minutes later Fahad came inside ..

Fahad: alsalam 3alaikum 

Dad: wa3alaikum elsalam hala wallah 7ayak tfathal

Fahad: shlounech ghena?

Me: tamam

He sat down ..

Fahad: shloun elderasa?

Me: zaina

Dad: e7na yaybeenek nestesheerek bmawthou3

7elwa hathy!!!

Fahad: amer 3amy

Dad: ghena tabe tkamel derasa takheth master ou doctorate

Fahad: la7tha the3t entay mu thaltha jam3a?

Seriously?

Me: eeh!

Fahad: shloun?

Dad: enshallah dayer la takharejat tabe tsafer tkamel

Fahad: kamlay bel kwait!

Me: mabe!!

Fahad: mu batzawejech la takharajtay?

Dad: eee fa ana gelt tsafroun yemee3 tkamloun!

Fahad: la 3amy 9a3ba ana dawam!!

Dad: rou7 kammel fer9a

Fahad: ma3endy baizat akamel ou ma3ashy qawy many me7taj akamel

Dad: yame3! 3endek men elyom lai elsena elyayya yame3lek mablagh tkamel feeh!!

Fahad: la 3amy kelesh maly khelg!!

Me: khala9 ana akamel brou7y ou lama akhale9 derasa netzawaj!!

Fahad: ollaah ana sena belyalla ban6er hal marra 4 sneen 7aram 3alaich!

Me: shouflek ghairy 3ayal!!

Dad: ghenaaa!!!

Me: ba3ad hatha el9ej etha 9ej tabeny en6erny!!!

Fahad: 3endy fekra! Netzawaj lama etakharejain t3eesheen 3endi sena taly trou7en tkamleen ou arou7 ou ared 3alaich kel ma gedart

Me: maku zawaj ela 3ugb elderasa!!

Dad: aham shay elderasa

Fahad: 3ala ra7atkum

WINN!!!