Flashbacks .. Part22

It was a small SURPRISE to my BIRTHDAY GIRL ..

9aaadgeeny maraaa7 areddech even if im bussy!!!

BSSS GOUUUL ABGHAAA WANA AGOUUL 7AATHER YAAA SHAGUOUUUL!!!

I wrote this post in a record time 2 hours!!!

Ou lamma eb ask gelt 7g my readers to dm me kan 3ashan agoullehum enna fee post bs i dont want you to know 7aaddi ashaweg 9a7?

ELMUHEMM!!

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO YOUUU MY LOOOVELY BIRTHDAY GIRL<3<3<3<3!!

nw enjooooy it lovelies<3!!

I jumped and open the door ..

Me: desh desh degeeega aqasel wayheee

He entered the room and I entered the bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth ..

Me grinned: YA3GOUUUB HALA BELZAAIN

Ya3goub giggled: 9ij mestansaa??

Me: eeee ma ettekhayyal elmalal welwe7da elly ana feeha

Ya3goub: ma3alaih azma ou t3addee! Asef yeetech faj’a “he pointed on me” badlay etha taben

I was wearing shorts and non sleeve tshirt “my Pjs” ..

Me: eee ennas edddeg gabelhaaa hahaa

Ya3goub: omech galatly sh9arlech, ma testahlain

Me: omy gaylatlek teyyelly?

Ya3goub: eeeh ma7add mkharreb 3alay weekend ghairech

Me: wallah ma getlek ta3al

Ya3goub: omech galatly! balla etha ma yeet shbetsawwen haa??

Me: haha madryy

Ya3goub: bs tadreen 3ad? E6la3at mu hayna hal 3a9la 3refat tegdar 3alaich haha

Me: NA3AM??? Minu gal gderat 3alaaay??

Ya3goub: 6redtech ba3ad shtaben akthar

Me: 7AYWANNN!! Wallah anaa abeeha men allah a9lan wella luw abe ajabel wayyehha chan ma 6ala3t!!

Ya3goub: enzain tara 7ajazt bel ghurfa elly yammech barayye7 ou etha taben shay deggay bs mu tma9khenha 3ad

Me: laish adeg welbab yam elbab? Adar3em 3alaikkk a7san

Ya3goub giggled: la yuba yam3awdaaa

Me: ta3al ent shdallak mukany?

Ya3goub: omech galatly enech sakna hny yeet ou ga3adt adeg 3alaich ou 7athretech eb sabe3 noma ma tredden chan as’al el reception ou ashwa elghurfa elly yamech fathya fa khathait’ha

Me: hahaha laazga 7addek

Ya3goub: ekly teben

Me: chennek 6ayya7t elmeyanaa

Ya3goub: hehe entay 6ayya7teha gabel

Me: heheh!

Ya3goub: enzain ana barou7 arayye7 faman allah

Me: laaa waalllaah????

Ya3goub: shinu ba3ad?

Me: gawwamtny min nomty ou bugt raa7ty ou akhrat’ha tkhalleny ou trou7 tnam? Maaakuu!

Ya3goub: emshay awaddech mcdounalds ou ared anam ebtalashna

Me: haaay 7asbalek ana yahel mgazzerha 3alay mcdounalds te6awwar shway ou wadny amaken san3aaa!! Ou khanrou7 cinema please please please

Ya3goub: 6a3 haathy!! Traaa ana mu okhouch wala obouch shinu cinema!!

Me: enrouuu7 film action wella comedy mu romance yala 3aaad!!

Ya3goub giggled: rou7ay ma3a rab3ech

Me: ayyy rabe3 maaku rabe3!! 7aram 3alaik la t9eer na7ees e3teberny ekhtek!

Ya3goub: luw ekhty chethy chan menzeman mente7er!

Me shockingly: QALEEEL AADAAABB!!!

Ya3goub: atghaashmar weyyaach!

Me: wara kel “atghashmar weyyach” little true bs be6aggag elmuhem abe arou7 film SHLOOOUN??

Ya3goub: enzaain enwaddech film ghairaa??

Me: ma63am san3?

Ya3goub: check

Me: bsss

Ya3goub: ok lamma agoum min elnom

Me: EFFF YA3NI MU NAYEM BEL6AYYARA!!

Ya3goub: laaaa!! Yallah ushhh barou7 akhamed

Me: efff te9ba7 3ala khair

Ya3goub: elwa3ad geddaaamm

Me: maku geddam esa3a arba3 bagawmek

Ya3goub: yalla t9abernyy! Enshallah ghaira?

Me: bsss mashkouuur

Ya3goub left my room and went to his room ..

Akkhh he’s so sweet ..

I opened my bags to choose something to wear ..

Suddenly I received an SMS ..

It was 3umar ..

3umar:

“alsalam, is everything ok?”

Ya7laaailaa!!

Me:

“heyyy duuuude! Wallahh 9aratky aflam bs el7emdellah”

And all of a sudden he called me ..

Me: helloooo

3umar: sh9aar?

Me: 7abeebat galbek 6redatny min sheqat’ha!

3umar: NA3AM?

Me: wallah tekhayyal!

3umar: shlouuun! Wainech al7en?

Me: eb marriot! La t7aty ya3goub yally!

3umar: ay ya3goub?

Me: weld reffeej ommy!

3umar: laish ma gelteelly anaa mayar!

Me: ana ma gelt 7g ya3goub omy galatla lanna obouy ou khaled okhouy msafreen

3umar: enzain etha ma legaitay sheqa goulelly!

Me: enshallah 3ammy 3umar ba3ad?

3umar: ma3asalama

Me: 9aaaber

3umar: shinuuu?

Me: tekhayyyaal ams na9our ou elshabab kallemony skype

3umar: ok

Me: FAHAD! Kan weyyahum!

3umar was silent .. ok ta3awwadt!

Me: belqaasub kallamnyy!! Gally shlounech? Getla ana mu zainaa! Chan egoum!! 3umar khalla 3youni tdamme3! Ohwa laaish esawwi feeny chethy ya3nii!

3umar: la’anech ghabeyya

Me: OWCH!!

3umar: la t9eren ghabeyya arjoch!

Me: KEL KHARAAK!! MA7AD GHABE GHAAIREK!! ENT ETEKALLAM MEN FARAGH! MA JARRAABT EL7UUB ENTA!!! FA OOOO9!

3umar: ANA ADRA BEL 7UB MENNECH!!! OU MABEECH TAGHLE6EN GHAL6ETY! BAS MANTY KAFUU!! MA3ASALAMA!

Me: 3eshtaaww 6oo6 6oo6 aloooo!!

Shga3d ekharbe6 hathaa!!

Waaih!

I changed my clothes ..

I tried to call fahad ..

YARAB EREEDDD!!!!!

Ughh he didn’t answer!

I was wearing an Abercrombie and Fitch pullover with my Free city pants ..

It was 3:00 pm ..

I decided to wake Ya3goub up because MALAL!

I knocked the door ..

I knocked again!

Ya3goub: WHO IS IT?

Me: ROOM SERVICE!

Ya3goub: ABGHA BARBICAN!

Me: AHHHH ITS NOT AVAILABLE FOR THE YA3GOUBS ONLY THE MAYARS

Ya3goub: ugh ajal I don’t want it! a door yejeek menna wind close it and relax

Me giggled: CHUUUBB!

Ya3goub: bad room service

Me: will you open the door or how??

Ya3goub: how!! sh3endech??

Me giggled: EFTAAA7!

Ya3goub: ma9arat 4 yal 7annannaaaa

Me: MALLAAIT!

Ya3goub: im naked kaifff??

Me: a7laa ou a7laa

Ya3goub giggled and opened the door ..

He wasn’t naked he was wearing deshdashat noum ..

Me: AKHEERAN??? 7ASAIT RA7 ALGA JANAIT DAKHEL!

Ya3goub: 3aib 3alaich ya mara ana wain ou hal suwalef wain

Me: enzain bser3a baddel ana na6retek ta7at

…

Me: HAHAHHA ELFILM 3AJEEEBBB

Ya3goub: 7ADDDAA!! Khoosh film! Entay meta tshelen eljebs?

Me: maadryyyy mallaaait! 3endi maw3en next week

Ya3goub: 3ayal akeed befellona lanna be9er lech shahar

Me: eee allah yesma3 menneekkk!

Ya3goub: yallaa wain naakel?

Me: hmmm kaifek! Hathak el e6aly 3ajeebb

Ya3goub: 9iiij?

Me: eeeh 7adda eloug ena ta3zemny 3alaih

Ya3goub: Na3am ekhtyy??

Me giggled: eee ra7 ta3zemny ba3ad maksoura reely!

Ya3goub: wallah belshaaa!

When we arrived to the restaurant wella kella couples ..

Me: YA3GOUUUB!

Ya3goub: haa!

Me: please please khanmathel ena couples ou enna et7ebny ou chethy taaakfaaa

Ya3goub: yalla 6eeray!

Me: please kho tamtheeel!

Ya3goub: maku!

Me: 3ashaany walla wanasaa shouf kelhum mwa3den ellla ana ma3aak!!

Ya3goub gave me emotionless stare ..

Me: PLEASE!

He stretched his hand ..

I grinned ..

Me: A7EBBEK!

I held his hand and walked with him ..

I cant stop giggling ..

Ya3goub: ma t3arfen tmathleen 3uuuumri

Me: AWHHH HAHAHHAHAH

We sat on a table ..

The waiter gave us the menu ..

Ya3goub: shtakleen 7ayate?

Me: nafsek 7abeebyy

Then I winked for him ..

Me whispering: LA TSADDEGGG ABE PIZZA OKK?

Ya3goub: okk!

Ya3goub: we are ready

The waiter: whats your order

Ya3goub: for me I want 1 large pizza “he looked at me” and you my darling?

Me: I’ll eat with you love

The waiter: your girlfriend?

Ya3goub: yesss she’s my only love

The waiter: cute couples

Me: thanks

Ya3goub: add one Alefraido she loves pasta hahah

The waiter: of course

Ya3goub: that’s it!

The waiter: drinks?

Ya3goub: 2 red wine please

Me: no dear im pregnant

Ya3goub: ohh really? So we should get married

Me: yaahhh

Ya3goub: fine make them to coke I cant drink wine without her you know

The waiter: sure

He left ..

I LAAAUGHED HARDLY ..

Me: MUUU 9EEEJJJJ!!

Ya3goub: 7AMEL WEYYA WAYHECHHH!! LAJEEB EL NAYDEYYA 3ALA THAHRECH

Me: 3ayaal kent nawy teshrab elwine??

Ya3goub: laa wallaah bs chethyyy hahahah

I ENJOOOYED MY TIME WITH HIM TO THE MAAAAAAX!!!!!!!

7aaadda the7eeeekkk!!!!!

…

Me:

“many gadra anam”

Ya3goub:

“3edday lai 100”

After minute ..

Me:

“still awake”

ya3goub:

“1000”

Me:

“olla maly khelg”

Ya3goub:

“chab banaam”

effff!!!!!

I left my bed and went to her room ..

I knocked the door ..

Ya3goub: who is it??

Me: room service man

Ya3goub: room service khal ekhamdouuuun

Me: we cant sleep man

Ya3goub: khallaaftkum ou nesaaaitkuuumm!!

Me: we want bed time story

Ya3goub: baba ana mu mama 3oda taraa

Me: PLEASEEEE!!!!!

He opened the door ..

Ya3goub: ma teste7eeen?

Me: mu yayny noum ou ent 7agernyyy!

Ya3goub: yalla jeddamy ghurfetech

We went to my room ..

I laid on my bed ..

Me: yalla qe9ly

Ya3goub: kan fee wa7da esemha mayar ..

Me interrupted him: wai3 wai3 maabee

Ya3goub: 3umerha 17 bs lail7een yahel ou tabeny aqe9laha qe9a weyya ras’haa!

Me: eeh?

Ya3goub: ou khalle9at elqe99a ou malle9at ou yat eldeyaya ou 3anfe9at

Chan yakheth makhadda ou yekfakhny 3ala wayhe ou erou7 ..

Efff!!

I left my bed and went to his room ..

Knocked knocked

Ya3goub: YA3GOUB MAAAT ENTA7AR MAAKU A7AD YER7AM OMKUUUM!

Me: yal maaaleeeqqq!!!!

He opened the door ..

Ya3goub: YAL 7ANNAA!

Me: yuuuumma ya3goub maaat enta menuuuu?

Ya3goub: ana yenney ya3goub en ma nemtay bayyech bellail

Me: gelna yahel 3ad bs mu chethyy!

Ya3goub: shtabeeenn

Me: qe9a!

Ya3goub: yallaa jeddaamyy!

We went to my room ..

I laid on my bed ..

Ya3goub: kan fee bnayya esemha mayaar

Me: 3umerha 17 bs lail7een yahel

Ya3goub: ou tabe qe9aa!

Me: khalle9at elqe9a ou male9at

Ya3goub: ou yat leg6aiwa ou 3anfe9aat

He took a pillow and punched my face with it ..

Ughhh ..

He left my room ..

Abeee anaaammm ..

I took my mobile ..

Pressed the green bottom ..

Typed F a h a d ..

Call ..

6oooo6

6oooo6

Fahad: aloo?