Flashbacks .. Part21

Clarification: elshabaaab 3yal fereejhum mu her cousins ou ya3goub weld her mom's partner ou biff baf is really bad fa la7aad ejarreb el7arakaaa!!

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I couldn’t say a word ..

I was really shocked ..

I nodded ..

Talking with her would tear my eyes and I don’t want thins to happen ..

I started to cry silently ..

Kent metwaaahga!!

Where shall I go??

Ma3endi a7ad a3arfaa!!

Ou my leg was broken!!

Kellesh mafeeny adabech!!

I have to tell my mother!

Maku ella hal 7al ..

But it was too late to call her akhaf tekhtere3!!

Ufff ..

I opened my laptop and started to search for an available room in a close hotel ..

La’anna jad ma at7ammal ashoufha marra thanya ba6la3 min hny eb asra3 waagttt!!

I booked a room in Marriot hotel for one week ..

Then I went back to sleep ..

But I didn’t sleep ..

I was rolling on my bed thinking of that nasty girl ..

Hayyen!! Wallaahh mara7 a6awefha lech ou betshoufeeen!!

….

I woke up at 5 am ..

I couldn’t sleep more ..

I packed my bags ..

I went to the kitchen and grabbed some sugar ..

She was sleeping ..

I applied the sugar in everywhere in her room 3ashan eyyoullaha elnamel hahaha ..

Hmm what else?

I took KDD cocktail juice “her favourite” m7amleta ma3aha men el kwait ou kattaita eb kel mukan bel 9ala 9aar dubaag!!

La tloumooouny kent 7AIL ME7TARRA!!

I took my bags and gave them the watchman 3ashan erakkebhum bel taxi ..

I couldn’t leave the flat without saying goodbye to Yasmin ..

I grabbed the last barbican bottle left with me and went to her room ..

Me: yasmiiinn

She was moaning ..

My lovely barbican gonna miss you!!

Me: YASMINN!!

Once she opened her eyes I poured the whole bottle on her face ..

She was screaming ..

She hates barbican’s taste and smell ..

Yasmin: AAAAYY WAAI3 YALMAYNOOOOUNAA!!

Me: 7asafat el barbican wallah

Yasmin: BARRAA!!

Me: hahha gonna miss you darling

Then I Iicked her cheeks, I know its disgusting but I was tasting my last bottle of barbican I couldn’t hold the smell mmmmm ..

7awalt amshe asra3 ma 3endi weyya 3akkazty ou 6ala3t ..

I can hear her eta7al6am: MAKSORA OU TBARRED!

Me: take me to marriot hotel please

…

…: check in at 3 pm

Me: no please!!

…: sorry but the room isn’t ready

Me: its ok I don’t mind

….: I’m sorry to tell you that we do mind

Me: eff!

….: you can stay in the lobby

Me: ok thankyou!

I sat on a couch in the lobby ..

I decided to call na9our ..

Naser: HALA BELZAAAINN HALA EB EKHTYY

He always cheers me up I love him ..

I smiled ..

Me: ahlaaain raathy 3alaainna chennek

Naser: ayal na9aaabba metaaa za3alt mennech anaa

Me: hehe madriii

Naser: shloun eljam3a weyyaach?

Me: walla mashe el7al dawamt cham youm ou gumt akshet

Naser: haay sh7asbalech madresaaa??? Hathy jam3a baba ou eb uk mu ku laaa y7ousheeek!

Me: ent shlounek weyya gust?

Naser: walla tamam elrabe3 kelhum hnaak ou el jam3a matrousa g6aaaa333

Me giggled: 7AYWAAANN!!! Goooul gooull laykouuun 7abaitlek waa7da nwaai9er tukfa e3teref

Naser: wallaa mayour ma ya36oun waayh!! Fe wa7da 3jebatny bs maly amal gably lista sh6oulha 7ajzeenha

Me: 3eshtaw! Hathy akeed wa7da men el 40 elly eshabhouny

Naser giggled: 6EERAAAY!!!

Me: hahaha

Naser: walla ma7ad yeltefetly yabeella asheel 7adeed tharooury

Me giggled: 7asbalek be6al3ounek etha jassamt?? 9addegny t9eer taz mania la ettehawwaaar

Naser: entay chub ana ghal6an yay agoullech

Me: enzain shloun eshabab wain dashaaw??

Naser: 3ethmano dash weyay gust

Me: wain elly bedesh edareyya ya 7athy

Naser: khaywallyyyy, ou fahoud ACM

Me: maskeen brou7aa

Naser: laa rab3a weyyah

Me: walla walaht 3alaikum

Naser: eee thakelyoum shamlano gally khal mayour tsawellaha account skype ou n7acheech kelena

Me: WAAAAY SHAMLAN EHABBEL!!! Khala9 elyoum asawellyy

Naser: la testansain wasmiya atwaqa3 elly gaylatla

Me: ent sh7arrek??

Naser: hehe

Me: na9oooour ana dagga bagoullek shay nassaitny

Naser: shinuu? Amraaayyy tedaaallelaay

Kesar kha6ry shloun meshta6 ou mestanes ma 7abbait athayeg khelga ..

Me: hehe nesaaaittt

Naser: malaaat

Me: hahah yalla bye 7uuuubbeeee

Naser: byeee 3uuumriiii ou ekly tebbeeenn

Me: haha

I closed it ..

Khala9 I wont tell them khal adabber 7aly shwayy ..

I went to the reception ..

Me: hi

….: hello

Me: can you please help me?

….: sure

Me: I am looking for a flat for rent and it’d be better if its close to must university

….: wait a moment please

Me: by the way I am seventeen

….: ohh I’m sorry but its not aloud here to rent a flat for an under eighteen

Me: only two months left till my eighteen please!!!

….: are you a student?

Me: yes!

….: why don’t you live in the students residence?

Me: ohh noo waaay! I cant! People who live there are little bit scary

….: sorry I really cant help you

Me: ok ok thank you

I have no choice maku ella adeg 3ala sa3ouda ..

Mom: hallaaa mayaraa hala mama shlounechhh 7abeebty?

Me: el7emdellah entay shlounech?

Mom: bkhair ou ne3ma! Mayara feech shay?

AYSHAAAY!!!! SHDARRAHAAAAA

Me: ummmm

Mom: SHFEEECHHH MAMAAA??

My eyes started to tear ..

Me: yumma tekhayyelay yasmin elfager elkhara eltebeen el7aqeera ..

Mom interrupted me: bs mama basech sab goulelly shemsawyaa

Me: 6redaaatny min sheqaat’ha elkharaaaa!!

Mom: NA3AM??? Laaish entay mu tedfe3een ma3ahaaa belne9?

Me: eeeeh gazzarat feeny chum sbou3 7etta may ou kahraba adfa3 weyyaha ou ams bellail galatly zahbe gashech ou bacher el9eb7 6el3ay okhouy beyyelly

Mom: 7asbey allaah wa ne3ma elwakeel hathy shinuu maku 7ayaaa maku akhlaaq??

Me: laaaa yumma faa9kha el7ayaaa

Mom: yaaa ba3ad gaalbe ou waain re7taaay??

Me: seeda 7ajazt le ghurfa online ou ana al7een bel hotel bs ma ya wagt el check in

Mom: la elaha ella allah!

Me: yumma elmushkela ma7ad rathy e’ajer ley sheqqa wana under 18!

Mom: eee shedeeden el engelaiz

Me: al7een shlounn??

Mom: elmushkela obouch weyya wayha mu hny msafer!! Ou khaled ba3ad msafer maku a7aad!

Me: yumma ya3ni etha yolly shbesawwoun!!

Mom: sem3eeny! Entay al7en ge3day bel otail la t7ousen 3ala sheqqa! Ou jably drousech ou la tfakreen eb sakan ou ma sakan ana ashouf al7een adabber lech sakan ok mama?

Me: enshallah!

Mom: yalla 7abebty la tkhafen mama ok?

Me: haha yumma chenech ma t3arfeny

Mom: ba3ad galbe galbech! Yallah bye bye

Me: bye!

I took a deeeeeep breath and laid my head on the couch’s back ..

I napped for a while ..

….: your room is ready

Me: FINALLY!! BAD SERVICE!

He smiled ..

I went to my room, laid on the bed and fell asleep immediately ..

I woke up 3ala my phone ringing tone ..

Me: hmmm

Naser: naymaaa??

Me: e7lef??

Naser giggled: shenawmech hal 7azza mayour elkel metyamme3 ben7acheech skype

I sat down ..

Me: MINU ELKEL???

Naser: kellenaa ana ou 3ethmano ou shamlano ou fahoud ou 3aboud

Me: ok ok ne6rouny aghasel wayhe wella mu ella bas afech laptopy asawwelly account ou athefkuum

Naser: okkk yalahh

I opened my laptop immediately ..

Ughhh maku wireless ..

I called the room service and asked them for a wireless in my room ..

Ou I made an account in skype and called Na9er to add me ..

Once it connected I saw all of the guys metyam3een ou they were smiling EYANNENOOOUNNN EKHWAN DENYAAA!! Ellaa wa7ed feehum mabe e9eer okhoo kan ga3ed wara ou he was playing with his mobile ..

“halaaa mayouuur”  shamlan ..

“halaa bel landeneyyaa” 3ethmano ..

“t9adgen metghayra ashbahech 9ayraa shagraaa” 3aboud ..

“EKHTEEEE WALAHT 3ALA HAL BOHAAA” na9our ..

Shamlan: shabaab wa7ed waa7ed ekllemha mu 7aalaa

Othman: eee ee

3aboud: ana awwaal

3aboud: mayyouuuur

please fahad say something!!

Me: hala wallaah

3aboud: haaa khaly weyyach shsawaitaaw

Me: eeeh 3umar ma ga9aar yezah allah khaair

3aboud: egoul 7as ma3ach shwayyaa shloun ta7ammalteeh

Me: maaku ghaira men 9ijjek

3aboud giggled: 7aywaanaa!!

Othman: daan mennak ma9akht’haa!! Mayaaaarr

Me: haa 3ethmanooo

Othman: how are you dude?

Me giggled: azgaaa7

Othman: entay way engelaaizyy!

Me: shensawi ba3ad!

Othman: wallah fagdeenech bel mubaraat 3umar kellesh ma y3aref

3aboud: chab 3ad mu jeddamy

Othman: yakhe hatha el9ej 9aa7 fhaaid

Fahad: ee ee

WEJA3!! 6alaa3ni!

Shamlan: shloooounhuuum?

Me: zaaaina wallaah

Shamlan: shloun eljam3a 3asa qaweya

Me: ya 3ammi ma dawamt ella sbou3

Shamlan: yannaaitay!

Me giggled: wallal3athem

Shamlan: chaykay emailech akhaf dazolech enthaar

Me: e7leef?

Shamlan: wallah mu qashmaara

Na9er: ekhtyyy

Me: okhoooouy! Khuf 3laainnaa

Na9er: ya3ni ghaair 3araftay netham ohma ynadonech mayar ana ekhty special

Me giggled: 3allaqal 7abeebtyy

Shamlan: fahouuud ta3aal kallemhaa

SHAMLAN 3ALA RASY!

Fahad: zain!

Othman: fhaaid shfeek mayour hatheee weyyana belfareeq nesaach nesaach

Fahad: hala mayar

His face was emotionless ..

I smiled ..

Me: FAHAD!!

Fahad: shlounech?

Me: mu zaina!

Fahad: allah ywafgech

He went away ..

My eyes started to tear ..

LAISHHHH LAISHH!!!!

I HATE LONDON BARD LEKWAIT!!

Naser: khala9 shabab kelkum 7achaitouhaa?

“Eeeehhh”

Naser: yallaah yal 7uuub waranna le3eebb bye

Me: kel tebeen zain!

Naser gave me a fly kiss and closed it ..

Ifff WAAAAI3!!!!!

The following day ..

I was laying on my bed maly khelg wala shaay!

Someone knocked the door ..

Me: DON’T YOU SEE THE CARD “DO NOT DISTURB” OUT THERE??

He knocked again ..

Me: STOP IT!! I WANNA SLEEP!!!!!!

…..: ITS 1:30 YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!

Me: NON OF YOUUR BUSINESS YAL TEBEENN!!

….: YOU CALLED ME TEBEN I CALL YOU KHARA!

I was laughing insanely ..

Me: DO YOU SPEEK ARABIC??

….: A7SAN MIN YADDETECH

Me: I KNOW THIS VOICE HAHAHAH ARE YOU … ?

….: YES! FECHAY!