Flashbacks .. Part23

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I couldn’t believe my ears ..

I was shocked ..

Did he answer??

Fahad: alooo?

Me: FAHAD?

Fahad: 3ayal? Mu dagga 3alay?

Me: waaaainek 3annyyy!!!!

Fahad: ana mawjoud

Me: laaishh 7agerny ya 7afeth!

Fahad: mayar entay 3efteeny!

Me: 7ASHA OU EL7ASHA 3AN ALF YAMEENN!! LA WALLAH MA 3EFTEK MIN GAL!

Fahad: youm eny khayyartech bainy ou bain elsefar ekhtartay elsefar 9a7?

Me: fahad la tensa enna elsefar ya3ni omy 9a7? Omy lazem ba6e3ha

Fahad: men metaa t6e3en omech!

Me: hathy omy! Ou lazem a6e3ha .. ent lazem tshaje3ny mu tt3aqebny!

Fahad: ok ok mashy!

Me: RETHAAAITT?????

Fahad: eeh!

Me: 3UUUUMRIIIII!!!!!

Fahad: 7ayaatee!

Me: WALAHT 3ALAAAIIKK!

Fahad: tolah 3alaich el3afyaa!

Me: khuuuuufff shhaal thegel elly ent feeh!!

Fahad: 6oul 3umri thegeel hehe

Me: fahouuuud

Fahad: 3youuuuni

Me: WAAAY WAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!

Fahad: amray shfeechhh

Me: allaaah laa yheeeneekkk ..

He interrupted me: A7EBECH

My eyes started to tear ..

Me: laaa tes’alny 3an wanaasty eb hal laaa7thaa!!

Fahad: 3asa douum ya rab!

That phone lasts for 2 hours then we closed it and slept ..

KNOCKED KNOCKED KNOCKED

Me: hmmmmmm minuuuuuu!!!

Ya3goub: AKHERAAN!! GAMMAY KHANDAWERLECH SHEQQA TA’AKHAR ELWAGT!!

Me: OKKK!!!

I jumped to the bathroom and changed my clothes and went with him to search for a flat ..

“NO WAY”

“IM SORRY”

“AFTER THREE MONTHS COME TO ME”

“NO I CANT”

“HMMM 3 MONTHS?”

Ya3goub: yes only three months left please

The man: but its not allowed

Me: ok I’ll give you 4000 pounds ok?

The man: hmmm ok

Me: YEEEESSS!!!!!

Ya3goub: ashhad enna je39!!

Me: yam3awwad khal asteqer

Ya3goub: haha khuffe 3alaainna

Me: ya3ni etha sekant hny ra7 tred el Kuwait?

Ya3goub: ee na3am

Me: laa yal maleeq

Ya3goub: la tloumeeeny

Me: enzain enzain!

FINALLY I GOT A FLAT ..

We went back to the hotel I collected my things and went to my flat ..

The following day I went with ya3goub for shopping because I need some furniture to my flat ..

Then we ate in mcdounald’s -.-

…

Ya3goub: mabrouukk

He gave me a small box beautiful red ribbon on it ..

Me: cute yayebly hadeyyaa!! Alla ybarek feek akheran ra7 amshe 7urra 6aleeqa

Ya3oub grinned: fecheeha

Me shyly: ok

I opened the box to find a mcdounald’s happy meal gift ..

Me: SERIOUSLY??

Ya3goub: haha ma legait a7san men hal gift

Me: ou shad 7ailek mghallefha weyya rasek

Ya3goub: ee testahlaain

Me: khayes ra7 olah 3alaikkk

Ya3goub: yamaaly ra7 ayyeechh omech ou obouy ekhallon elwa7ed ehaye3?

Me: khoooshhh!!

Ya3goub: yalla ana mashe

Me: allah y7afthek

He went to the airport and I sat on the couch with a very good mood and took my mobile typed his name and called him ..

Fahad: hala

Me: ahlaaan shlounek?

Fahad: el7emdela entay?

Me: walla tamam 6afek dazzelly enthar eljam3a

Fahad: a7!

Me: eeh bs ya3goub ma ga9ar ra7 sa7al dektorty chan tsheela walla hal ensan sexy emoutoun 3alaih el engelaiz

Fahad: ahaa aha eee

Me: ent jarreb teyye hny muuu ehedoun ya3goub ou yeltaftooollek ella ybougonek menne

Fahad: raggee3!

Me: hahah I miss you!

Fahad: tmissech el3afya

Me: kel teben!

Fahad: lsaaaanain maku fayda

Me: ba3ad la t’halleg!

Fahad: yalla bye

Me: shfee bu ya3al?

Fahad: la walla bs mashghoool

Me: tensheghel 3anny yal khara??

Fahad: shensawi ba3ad el awal ta7awwal mayaara

Me: haaah??

Fahad: ttl

Me: bye!

…

Me: KAIFY MOOOUT 7ARRA!

3umar: kubrech anaa??

Me: madry shfeek karha ya3ni!

3umar: mu karhaa bs ohwa ma y7ebech!

Me: mu bkaaif ahalek ma y7ebny 9a7?

3umar: teenager ma 3alaich sharha

Me: jad ana shaku dagga 3alaik! Bye bye

Hathy 7alty ma3a 3umar ma atoub kelmarra adeg 3alaih ou at7assaf ufff ..

….

Its January.5 ..

Tonight at 12 am is my 18^th birthday ..

I went to the supermarket ..

I bought me a candle and a cupcake I really want to celebrate my 18^th birthday even If im alone but its 18!!!!

At 11:30 am ..

I prepared the cupcake and the candle ..

I was waiting 12:00 am to blow the candle ..

Yaallaa dekhtttt ..

ITS 12:00 AM ..

6AKHHH 6AAKH 6AAKHH ..

I froze in my place ..

My heart beats accelerated ..

Besmellah ..

Me: who is it??

….: OPEN THE DOOOR MISS 18!!

Awwwwwwhhh!!!!!!!

I ran and opened the door ..

I COULDN’T BELIVE IT ..

My eyes started to tear ..

….: HAAAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAAAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MAYARAA HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU

Me: BALEMKUM PLEASEEEE!!

Na9er: lemmeeny anaaa

I hugged him really tight and he hugged me even tighter ..

Na9er: WALAHT 3ALA HALL REE7A WALLAH!!

Me: A7EBEKKKKK!!

Othman: HALA BEL SHAGRAAA

3aboud: wallaa khoosh sheqaa mal nanam hnyyy

Shamlan: kel 3am wentay bkhair yal 6aaybaaa

Me: QASAMAN BELLAH A7EBKUUUMMM

Na9er: 3AAAIBB

Me: AS OKHWAAAN!

Na9er: okkk

I noticed that fahat wasn’t there ..

Me: chenkum nagseen?

Please e6la3 min ta7t el arth ou goul “surprise” ..

Na9er: fahouud ma gedar eye ta3ban

Me: SHFEEH??

Shamlan: madry raasa e3awra

Me: hmm 7ayyakuum ge3daaw

I went to the bathroom immediately and called wasmiya ..

Wasmiya: HAPPYYY BIRTHDAAY 7AYATEEE!! I WISH I WAS WITH YOU!!! Bas shamlaan mu rathyyyy

Me: wasmiya shfeh fahad laish mma ya ma3ahum

Wasmiya: mala da3y athayyeg khelgech e bur birthday estansay ou khalleh 3annech

Me: WESAMII SHFEEEEHHHH!!!!!!!!

Wasmiya: he’s cheating on you with el se7t hayouna!

Sorry 3al g9our ou see you on 10/6/2012 enshallah;*

Flashbacks .. Part22

It was a small SURPRISE to my BIRTHDAY GIRL ..

9aaadgeeny maraaa7 areddech even if im bussy!!!

BSSS GOUUUL ABGHAAA WANA AGOUUL 7AATHER YAAA SHAGUOUUUL!!!

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I jumped and open the door ..

Me: desh desh degeeega aqasel wayheee

He entered the room and I entered the bathroom to wash my face and brush my teeth ..

Me grinned: YA3GOUUUB HALA BELZAAIN

Ya3goub giggled: 9ij mestansaa??

Me: eeee ma ettekhayyal elmalal welwe7da elly ana feeha

Ya3goub: ma3alaih azma ou t3addee! Asef yeetech faj’a “he pointed on me” badlay etha taben

I was wearing shorts and non sleeve tshirt “my Pjs” ..

Me: eee ennas edddeg gabelhaaa hahaa

Ya3goub: omech galatly sh9arlech, ma testahlain

Me: omy gaylatlek teyyelly?

Ya3goub: eeeh ma7add mkharreb 3alay weekend ghairech

Me: wallah ma getlek ta3al

Ya3goub: omech galatly! balla etha ma yeet shbetsawwen haa??

Me: haha madryy

Ya3goub: bs tadreen 3ad? E6la3at mu hayna hal 3a9la 3refat tegdar 3alaich haha

Me: NA3AM??? Minu gal gderat 3alaaay??

Ya3goub: 6redtech ba3ad shtaben akthar

Me: 7AYWANNN!! Wallah anaa abeeha men allah a9lan wella luw abe ajabel wayyehha chan ma 6ala3t!!

Ya3goub: enzain tara 7ajazt bel ghurfa elly yammech barayye7 ou etha taben shay deggay bs mu tma9khenha 3ad

Me: laish adeg welbab yam elbab? Adar3em 3alaikkk a7san

Ya3goub giggled: la yuba yam3awdaaa

Me: ta3al ent shdallak mukany?

Ya3goub: omech galatly enech sakna hny yeet ou ga3adt adeg 3alaich ou 7athretech eb sabe3 noma ma tredden chan as’al el reception ou ashwa elghurfa elly yamech fathya fa khathait’ha

Me: hahaha laazga 7addek

Ya3goub: ekly teben

Me: chennek 6ayya7t elmeyanaa

Ya3goub: hehe entay 6ayya7teha gabel

Me: heheh!

Ya3goub: enzain ana barou7 arayye7 faman allah

Me: laaa waalllaah????

Ya3goub: shinu ba3ad?

Me: gawwamtny min nomty ou bugt raa7ty ou akhrat’ha tkhalleny ou trou7 tnam? Maaakuu!

Ya3goub: emshay awaddech mcdounalds ou ared anam ebtalashna

Me: haaay 7asbalek ana yahel mgazzerha 3alay mcdounalds te6awwar shway ou wadny amaken san3aaa!! Ou khanrou7 cinema please please please

Ya3goub: 6a3 haathy!! Traaa ana mu okhouch wala obouch shinu cinema!!

Me: enrouuu7 film action wella comedy mu romance yala 3aaad!!

Ya3goub giggled: rou7ay ma3a rab3ech

Me: ayyy rabe3 maaku rabe3!! 7aram 3alaik la t9eer na7ees e3teberny ekhtek!

Ya3goub: luw ekhty chethy chan menzeman mente7er!

Me shockingly: QALEEEL AADAAABB!!!

Ya3goub: atghaashmar weyyaach!

Me: wara kel “atghashmar weyyach” little true bs be6aggag elmuhem abe arou7 film SHLOOOUN??

Ya3goub: enzaain enwaddech film ghairaa??

Me: ma63am san3?

Ya3goub: check

Me: bsss

Ya3goub: ok lamma agoum min elnom

Me: EFFF YA3NI MU NAYEM BEL6AYYARA!!

Ya3goub: laaaa!! Yallah ushhh barou7 akhamed

Me: efff te9ba7 3ala khair

Ya3goub: elwa3ad geddaaamm

Me: maku geddam esa3a arba3 bagawmek

Ya3goub: yalla t9abernyy! Enshallah ghaira?

Me: bsss mashkouuur

Ya3goub left my room and went to his room ..

Akkhh he’s so sweet ..

I opened my bags to choose something to wear ..

Suddenly I received an SMS ..

It was 3umar ..

3umar:

“alsalam, is everything ok?”

Ya7laaailaa!!

Me:

“heyyy duuuude! Wallahh 9aratky aflam bs el7emdellah”

And all of a sudden he called me ..

Me: helloooo

3umar: sh9aar?

Me: 7abeebat galbek 6redatny min sheqat’ha!

3umar: NA3AM?

Me: wallah tekhayyal!

3umar: shlouuun! Wainech al7en?

Me: eb marriot! La t7aty ya3goub yally!

3umar: ay ya3goub?

Me: weld reffeej ommy!

3umar: laish ma gelteelly anaa mayar!

Me: ana ma gelt 7g ya3goub omy galatla lanna obouy ou khaled okhouy msafreen

3umar: enzain etha ma legaitay sheqa goulelly!

Me: enshallah 3ammy 3umar ba3ad?

3umar: ma3asalama

Me: 9aaaber

3umar: shinuuu?

Me: tekhayyyaal ams na9our ou elshabab kallemony skype

3umar: ok

Me: FAHAD! Kan weyyahum!

3umar was silent .. ok ta3awwadt!

Me: belqaasub kallamnyy!! Gally shlounech? Getla ana mu zainaa! Chan egoum!! 3umar khalla 3youni tdamme3! Ohwa laaish esawwi feeny chethy ya3nii!

3umar: la’anech ghabeyya

Me: OWCH!!

3umar: la t9eren ghabeyya arjoch!

Me: KEL KHARAAK!! MA7AD GHABE GHAAIREK!! ENT ETEKALLAM MEN FARAGH! MA JARRAABT EL7UUB ENTA!!! FA OOOO9!

3umar: ANA ADRA BEL 7UB MENNECH!!! OU MABEECH TAGHLE6EN GHAL6ETY! BAS MANTY KAFUU!! MA3ASALAMA!

Me: 3eshtaaww 6oo6 6oo6 aloooo!!

Shga3d ekharbe6 hathaa!!

Waaih!

I changed my clothes ..

I tried to call fahad ..

YARAB EREEDDD!!!!!

Ughh he didn’t answer!

I was wearing an Abercrombie and Fitch pullover with my Free city pants ..

It was 3:00 pm ..

I decided to wake Ya3goub up because MALAL!

I knocked the door ..

I knocked again!

Ya3goub: WHO IS IT?

Me: ROOM SERVICE!

Ya3goub: ABGHA BARBICAN!

Me: AHHHH ITS NOT AVAILABLE FOR THE YA3GOUBS ONLY THE MAYARS

Ya3goub: ugh ajal I don’t want it! a door yejeek menna wind close it and relax

Me giggled: CHUUUBB!

Ya3goub: bad room service

Me: will you open the door or how??

Ya3goub: how!! sh3endech??

Me giggled: EFTAAA7!

Ya3goub: ma9arat 4 yal 7annannaaaa

Me: MALLAAIT!

Ya3goub: im naked kaifff??

Me: a7laa ou a7laa

Ya3goub giggled and opened the door ..

He wasn’t naked he was wearing deshdashat noum ..

Me: AKHEERAN??? 7ASAIT RA7 ALGA JANAIT DAKHEL!

Ya3goub: 3aib 3alaich ya mara ana wain ou hal suwalef wain

Me: enzain bser3a baddel ana na6retek ta7at

…

Me: HAHAHHA ELFILM 3AJEEEBBB

Ya3goub: 7ADDDAA!! Khoosh film! Entay meta tshelen eljebs?

Me: maadryyyy mallaaait! 3endi maw3en next week

Ya3goub: 3ayal akeed befellona lanna be9er lech shahar

Me: eee allah yesma3 menneekkk!

Ya3goub: yallaa wain naakel?

Me: hmmm kaifek! Hathak el e6aly 3ajeebb

Ya3goub: 9iiij?

Me: eeeh 7adda eloug ena ta3zemny 3alaih

Ya3goub: Na3am ekhtyy??

Me giggled: eee ra7 ta3zemny ba3ad maksoura reely!

Ya3goub: wallah belshaaa!

When we arrived to the restaurant wella kella couples ..

Me: YA3GOUUUB!

Ya3goub: haa!

Me: please please khanmathel ena couples ou enna et7ebny ou chethy taaakfaaa

Ya3goub: yalla 6eeray!

Me: please kho tamtheeel!

Ya3goub: maku!

Me: 3ashaany walla wanasaa shouf kelhum mwa3den ellla ana ma3aak!!

Ya3goub gave me emotionless stare ..

Me: PLEASE!

He stretched his hand ..

I grinned ..

Me: A7EBBEK!

I held his hand and walked with him ..

I cant stop giggling ..

Ya3goub: ma t3arfen tmathleen 3uuuumri

Me: AWHHH HAHAHHAHAH

We sat on a table ..

The waiter gave us the menu ..

Ya3goub: shtakleen 7ayate?

Me: nafsek 7abeebyy

Then I winked for him ..

Me whispering: LA TSADDEGGG ABE PIZZA OKK?

Ya3goub: okk!

Ya3goub: we are ready

The waiter: whats your order

Ya3goub: for me I want 1 large pizza “he looked at me” and you my darling?

Me: I’ll eat with you love

The waiter: your girlfriend?

Ya3goub: yesss she’s my only love

The waiter: cute couples

Me: thanks

Ya3goub: add one Alefraido she loves pasta hahah

The waiter: of course

Ya3goub: that’s it!

The waiter: drinks?

Ya3goub: 2 red wine please

Me: no dear im pregnant

Ya3goub: ohh really? So we should get married

Me: yaahhh

Ya3goub: fine make them to coke I cant drink wine without her you know

The waiter: sure

He left ..

I LAAAUGHED HARDLY ..

Me: MUUU 9EEEJJJJ!!

Ya3goub: 7AMEL WEYYA WAYHECHHH!! LAJEEB EL NAYDEYYA 3ALA THAHRECH

Me: 3ayaal kent nawy teshrab elwine??

Ya3goub: laa wallaah bs chethyyy hahahah

I ENJOOOYED MY TIME WITH HIM TO THE MAAAAAAX!!!!!!!

7aaadda the7eeeekkk!!!!!

…

Me:

“many gadra anam”

Ya3goub:

“3edday lai 100”

After minute ..

Me:

“still awake”

ya3goub:

“1000”

Me:

“olla maly khelg”

Ya3goub:

“chab banaam”

effff!!!!!

I left my bed and went to her room ..

I knocked the door ..

Ya3goub: who is it??

Me: room service man

Ya3goub: room service khal ekhamdouuuun

Me: we cant sleep man

Ya3goub: khallaaftkum ou nesaaaitkuuumm!!

Me: we want bed time story

Ya3goub: baba ana mu mama 3oda taraa

Me: PLEASEEEE!!!!!

He opened the door ..

Ya3goub: ma teste7eeen?

Me: mu yayny noum ou ent 7agernyyy!

Ya3goub: yalla jeddamy ghurfetech

We went to my room ..

I laid on my bed ..

Me: yalla qe9ly

Ya3goub: kan fee wa7da esemha mayar ..

Me interrupted him: wai3 wai3 maabee

Ya3goub: 3umerha 17 bs lail7een yahel ou tabeny aqe9laha qe9a weyya ras’haa!

Me: eeh?

Ya3goub: ou khalle9at elqe99a ou malle9at ou yat eldeyaya ou 3anfe9at

Chan yakheth makhadda ou yekfakhny 3ala wayhe ou erou7 ..

Efff!!

I left my bed and went to his room ..

Knocked knocked

Ya3goub: YA3GOUB MAAAT ENTA7AR MAAKU A7AD YER7AM OMKUUUM!

Me: yal maaaleeeqqq!!!!

He opened the door ..

Ya3goub: YAL 7ANNAA!

Me: yuuuumma ya3goub maaat enta menuuuu?

Ya3goub: ana yenney ya3goub en ma nemtay bayyech bellail

Me: gelna yahel 3ad bs mu chethyy!

Ya3goub: shtabeeenn

Me: qe9a!

Ya3goub: yallaa jeddaamyy!

We went to my room ..

I laid on my bed ..

Ya3goub: kan fee bnayya esemha mayaar

Me: 3umerha 17 bs lail7een yahel

Ya3goub: ou tabe qe9aa!

Me: khalle9at elqe9a ou male9at

Ya3goub: ou yat leg6aiwa ou 3anfe9aat

He took a pillow and punched my face with it ..

Ughhh ..

He left my room ..

Abeee anaaammm ..

I took my mobile ..

Pressed the green bottom ..

Typed F a h a d ..

Call ..

6oooo6

6oooo6

Fahad: aloo?

Flashbacks .. Part21

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I couldn’t say a word ..

I was really shocked ..

I nodded ..

Talking with her would tear my eyes and I don’t want thins to happen ..

I started to cry silently ..

Kent metwaaahga!!

Where shall I go??

Ma3endi a7ad a3arfaa!!

Ou my leg was broken!!

Kellesh mafeeny adabech!!

I have to tell my mother!

Maku ella hal 7al ..

But it was too late to call her akhaf tekhtere3!!

Ufff ..

I opened my laptop and started to search for an available room in a close hotel ..

La’anna jad ma at7ammal ashoufha marra thanya ba6la3 min hny eb asra3 waagttt!!

I booked a room in Marriot hotel for one week ..

Then I went back to sleep ..

But I didn’t sleep ..

I was rolling on my bed thinking of that nasty girl ..

Hayyen!! Wallaahh mara7 a6awefha lech ou betshoufeeen!!

….

I woke up at 5 am ..

I couldn’t sleep more ..

I packed my bags ..

I went to the kitchen and grabbed some sugar ..

She was sleeping ..

I applied the sugar in everywhere in her room 3ashan eyyoullaha elnamel hahaha ..

Hmm what else?

I took KDD cocktail juice “her favourite” m7amleta ma3aha men el kwait ou kattaita eb kel mukan bel 9ala 9aar dubaag!!

La tloumooouny kent 7AIL ME7TARRA!!

I took my bags and gave them the watchman 3ashan erakkebhum bel taxi ..

I couldn’t leave the flat without saying goodbye to Yasmin ..

I grabbed the last barbican bottle left with me and went to her room ..

Me: yasmiiinn

She was moaning ..

My lovely barbican gonna miss you!!

Me: YASMINN!!

Once she opened her eyes I poured the whole bottle on her face ..

She was screaming ..

She hates barbican’s taste and smell ..

Yasmin: AAAAYY WAAI3 YALMAYNOOOOUNAA!!

Me: 7asafat el barbican wallah

Yasmin: BARRAA!!

Me: hahha gonna miss you darling

Then I Iicked her cheeks, I know its disgusting but I was tasting my last bottle of barbican I couldn’t hold the smell mmmmm ..

7awalt amshe asra3 ma 3endi weyya 3akkazty ou 6ala3t ..

I can hear her eta7al6am: MAKSORA OU TBARRED!

Me: take me to marriot hotel please

…

…: check in at 3 pm

Me: no please!!

…: sorry but the room isn’t ready

Me: its ok I don’t mind

….: I’m sorry to tell you that we do mind

Me: eff!

….: you can stay in the lobby

Me: ok thankyou!

I sat on a couch in the lobby ..

I decided to call na9our ..

Naser: HALA BELZAAAINN HALA EB EKHTYY

He always cheers me up I love him ..

I smiled ..

Me: ahlaaain raathy 3alaainna chennek

Naser: ayal na9aaabba metaaa za3alt mennech anaa

Me: hehe madriii

Naser: shloun eljam3a weyyaach?

Me: walla mashe el7al dawamt cham youm ou gumt akshet

Naser: haay sh7asbalech madresaaa??? Hathy jam3a baba ou eb uk mu ku laaa y7ousheeek!

Me: ent shlounek weyya gust?

Naser: walla tamam elrabe3 kelhum hnaak ou el jam3a matrousa g6aaaa333

Me giggled: 7AYWAAANN!!! Goooul gooull laykouuun 7abaitlek waa7da nwaai9er tukfa e3teref

Naser: wallaa mayour ma ya36oun waayh!! Fe wa7da 3jebatny bs maly amal gably lista sh6oulha 7ajzeenha

Me: 3eshtaw! Hathy akeed wa7da men el 40 elly eshabhouny

Naser giggled: 6EERAAAY!!!

Me: hahaha

Naser: walla ma7ad yeltefetly yabeella asheel 7adeed tharooury

Me giggled: 7asbalek be6al3ounek etha jassamt?? 9addegny t9eer taz mania la ettehawwaaar

Naser: entay chub ana ghal6an yay agoullech

Me: enzain shloun eshabab wain dashaaw??

Naser: 3ethmano dash weyay gust

Me: wain elly bedesh edareyya ya 7athy

Naser: khaywallyyyy, ou fahoud ACM

Me: maskeen brou7aa

Naser: laa rab3a weyyah

Me: walla walaht 3alaikum

Naser: eee thakelyoum shamlano gally khal mayour tsawellaha account skype ou n7acheech kelena

Me: WAAAAY SHAMLAN EHABBEL!!! Khala9 elyoum asawellyy

Naser: la testansain wasmiya atwaqa3 elly gaylatla

Me: ent sh7arrek??

Naser: hehe

Me: na9oooour ana dagga bagoullek shay nassaitny

Naser: shinuu? Amraaayyy tedaaallelaay

Kesar kha6ry shloun meshta6 ou mestanes ma 7abbait athayeg khelga ..

Me: hehe nesaaaittt

Naser: malaaat

Me: hahah yalla bye 7uuuubbeeee

Naser: byeee 3uuumriiii ou ekly tebbeeenn

Me: haha

I closed it ..

Khala9 I wont tell them khal adabber 7aly shwayy ..

I went to the reception ..

Me: hi

….: hello

Me: can you please help me?

….: sure

Me: I am looking for a flat for rent and it’d be better if its close to must university

….: wait a moment please

Me: by the way I am seventeen

….: ohh I’m sorry but its not aloud here to rent a flat for an under eighteen

Me: only two months left till my eighteen please!!!

….: are you a student?

Me: yes!

….: why don’t you live in the students residence?

Me: ohh noo waaay! I cant! People who live there are little bit scary

….: sorry I really cant help you

Me: ok ok thank you

I have no choice maku ella adeg 3ala sa3ouda ..

Mom: hallaaa mayaraa hala mama shlounechhh 7abeebty?

Me: el7emdellah entay shlounech?

Mom: bkhair ou ne3ma! Mayara feech shay?

AYSHAAAY!!!! SHDARRAHAAAAA

Me: ummmm

Mom: SHFEEECHHH MAMAAA??

My eyes started to tear ..

Me: yumma tekhayyelay yasmin elfager elkhara eltebeen el7aqeera ..

Mom interrupted me: bs mama basech sab goulelly shemsawyaa

Me: 6redaaatny min sheqaat’ha elkharaaaa!!

Mom: NA3AM??? Laaish entay mu tedfe3een ma3ahaaa belne9?

Me: eeeeh gazzarat feeny chum sbou3 7etta may ou kahraba adfa3 weyyaha ou ams bellail galatly zahbe gashech ou bacher el9eb7 6el3ay okhouy beyyelly

Mom: 7asbey allaah wa ne3ma elwakeel hathy shinuu maku 7ayaaa maku akhlaaq??

Me: laaaa yumma faa9kha el7ayaaa

Mom: yaaa ba3ad gaalbe ou waain re7taaay??

Me: seeda 7ajazt le ghurfa online ou ana al7een bel hotel bs ma ya wagt el check in

Mom: la elaha ella allah!

Me: yumma elmushkela ma7ad rathy e’ajer ley sheqqa wana under 18!

Mom: eee shedeeden el engelaiz

Me: al7een shlounn??

Mom: elmushkela obouch weyya wayha mu hny msafer!! Ou khaled ba3ad msafer maku a7aad!

Me: yumma ya3ni etha yolly shbesawwoun!!

Mom: sem3eeny! Entay al7en ge3day bel otail la t7ousen 3ala sheqqa! Ou jably drousech ou la tfakreen eb sakan ou ma sakan ana ashouf al7een adabber lech sakan ok mama?

Me: enshallah!

Mom: yalla 7abebty la tkhafen mama ok?

Me: haha yumma chenech ma t3arfeny

Mom: ba3ad galbe galbech! Yallah bye bye

Me: bye!

I took a deeeeeep breath and laid my head on the couch’s back ..

I napped for a while ..

….: your room is ready

Me: FINALLY!! BAD SERVICE!

He smiled ..

I went to my room, laid on the bed and fell asleep immediately ..

I woke up 3ala my phone ringing tone ..

Me: hmmm

Naser: naymaaa??

Me: e7lef??

Naser giggled: shenawmech hal 7azza mayour elkel metyamme3 ben7acheech skype

I sat down ..

Me: MINU ELKEL???

Naser: kellenaa ana ou 3ethmano ou shamlano ou fahoud ou 3aboud

Me: ok ok ne6rouny aghasel wayhe wella mu ella bas afech laptopy asawwelly account ou athefkuum

Naser: okkk yalahh

I opened my laptop immediately ..

Ughhh maku wireless ..

I called the room service and asked them for a wireless in my room ..

Ou I made an account in skype and called Na9er to add me ..

Once it connected I saw all of the guys metyam3een ou they were smiling EYANNENOOOUNNN EKHWAN DENYAAA!! Ellaa wa7ed feehum mabe e9eer okhoo kan ga3ed wara ou he was playing with his mobile ..

“halaaa mayouuur”  shamlan ..

“halaa bel landeneyyaa” 3ethmano ..

“t9adgen metghayra ashbahech 9ayraa shagraaa” 3aboud ..

“EKHTEEEE WALAHT 3ALA HAL BOHAAA” na9our ..

Shamlan: shabaab wa7ed waa7ed ekllemha mu 7aalaa

Othman: eee ee

3aboud: ana awwaal

3aboud: mayyouuuur

please fahad say something!!

Me: hala wallaah

3aboud: haaa khaly weyyach shsawaitaaw

Me: eeeh 3umar ma ga9aar yezah allah khaair

3aboud: egoul 7as ma3ach shwayyaa shloun ta7ammalteeh

Me: maaku ghaira men 9ijjek

3aboud giggled: 7aywaanaa!!

Othman: daan mennak ma9akht’haa!! Mayaaaarr

Me: haa 3ethmanooo

Othman: how are you dude?

Me giggled: azgaaa7

Othman: entay way engelaaizyy!

Me: shensawi ba3ad!

Othman: wallah fagdeenech bel mubaraat 3umar kellesh ma y3aref

3aboud: chab 3ad mu jeddamy

Othman: yakhe hatha el9ej 9aa7 fhaaid

Fahad: ee ee

WEJA3!! 6alaa3ni!

Shamlan: shloooounhuuum?

Me: zaaaina wallaah

Shamlan: shloun eljam3a 3asa qaweya

Me: ya 3ammi ma dawamt ella sbou3

Shamlan: yannaaitay!

Me giggled: wallal3athem

Shamlan: chaykay emailech akhaf dazolech enthaar

Me: e7leef?

Shamlan: wallah mu qashmaara

Na9er: ekhtyyy

Me: okhoooouy! Khuf 3laainnaa

Na9er: ya3ni ghaair 3araftay netham ohma ynadonech mayar ana ekhty special

Me giggled: 3allaqal 7abeebtyy

Shamlan: fahouuud ta3aal kallemhaa

SHAMLAN 3ALA RASY!

Fahad: zain!

Othman: fhaaid shfeek mayour hatheee weyyana belfareeq nesaach nesaach

Fahad: hala mayar

His face was emotionless ..

I smiled ..

Me: FAHAD!!

Fahad: shlounech?

Me: mu zaina!

Fahad: allah ywafgech

He went away ..

My eyes started to tear ..

LAISHHHH LAISHH!!!!

I HATE LONDON BARD LEKWAIT!!

Naser: khala9 shabab kelkum 7achaitouhaa?

“Eeeehhh”

Naser: yallaah yal 7uuub waranna le3eebb bye

Me: kel tebeen zain!

Naser gave me a fly kiss and closed it ..

Ifff WAAAAI3!!!!!

The following day ..

I was laying on my bed maly khelg wala shaay!

Someone knocked the door ..

Me: DON’T YOU SEE THE CARD “DO NOT DISTURB” OUT THERE??

He knocked again ..

Me: STOP IT!! I WANNA SLEEP!!!!!!

…..: ITS 1:30 YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP!

Me: NON OF YOUUR BUSINESS YAL TEBEENN!!

….: YOU CALLED ME TEBEN I CALL YOU KHARA!

I was laughing insanely ..

Me: DO YOU SPEEK ARABIC??

….: A7SAN MIN YADDETECH

Me: I KNOW THIS VOICE HAHAHAH ARE YOU … ?

….: YES! FECHAY!

Flashbacks .. Part20

AWALAN: This post is dedicated to Remo_712 akthar wa7da kasra kha6ry enna allaha ma3a el9abereen:::: love you<3

THANEYAN: there was a lesson behind the delay i wanna teach you PATIENCE laa laa walla atghashmaaarr bs elmazaaj tawwa yejeena ou mes7oooha eb wayheeee;$




ENJOOOOY<3!!ا

Ya3goub: haa??

Me: reeelyy ayyyyyy!!

Ya3goub: shfeeha reelech

Me: I think enkasrattt

I was crying ..

Ya3goub: okhh! Wainech entay?

Me: belsheqaa

Ya3goub: gouuulay 7g elly weyach twadech elmustashfaa bser3a

Me: ta3aaal wadny hathy netfa shetwaddy feeny!!

Ya3goub: shawadech ana belma6ar shway ou et6eer 6ayyarty

Me: AYYYYY E3AWWER JAD MU QASHMARAAA YA3GOUUUB!

Ya3goub: astaghferuallahh!! Khal twaddechh refeejtech ya bent!

Me: ra7aaw elreyayeeeel waainhum elreyayeeeel

Ya3goub: 6ayyaaarty be6eeer ba3ad sa3a yannaitaayy

Me: khaaa66eeeerrr!

Ya3goub: la wallaaah??

Me: bye bye

I closed the line ..

Me: WADDEEENYY!!

Yasmin: 3ad wallah ta7ammelay ghabaa2ech! Fe a7ad yakser reela yal maynouunaa

Me cried: QASAMAN BELLA MU WAGTECH ET3AWERNY 7AAAAIIL!

Yasmin: shesheelech ballah gouleelly!!

Me: sa3deeny a7awel amshyy!

She stretched her hand to grab mine ..

When I stood up I screamed ..

Me: AAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

I sat down immediately ..

Yasmin: BELSHAAA ELMEYANEEN ELAGHBEYAA!!

Me: deggay 3ala es3aaf ayshay yasmin please wallaah y3aawwer!!!!

Yasmin: enzaaaaiinn

After moments ..

Yasmin: muuu gam e9eeerr

Me: YA KHAARAAA MU GA3DA ATGHASHMAAR!

Yasmin: walaaa ana wallaaah!

Me: chaaam daggaa??? 777??

Yasmin: laaaa 911!!

Me: WAAAY BABCHEEE!!! THALATH TES3AAAT YAAA GHABEYYAAA 999!!!

Yasmin: shdarraaaanyy!! Chan geltay

Me: ma haagaaitech 9khaalaa!!

And all of a sudden the bell rang ..

Yasmin: MASHALLAH! Gabel la adeg w9alaw!!

Me: YARAAAB 9ABBERNY 3AL GHABAAA2!!!!!!! DEGGGAAAYY!!!!

Yasmin: adeg wella ashouf eljaraas!

Me: SERIOUSLY??? 3A6EEENY MOBILYYY!!!!!!!!!

She gave me my mobile and went to open the door ..

I was dialing ..

Ya3goub: mayaaarr

Me surprisingly: ou 6ayyartek?

He came closer to me and stretched his hand ..

Ya3goub: goumaay goumay

Me: magdar ogaf 3alaaiha

Ya3goub gave me his back ..

Ya3goub: yalla temassekay

Sawwally 3akkaika ou wadany el taxi then he drove us to the nearest hospital ..

6aala3 feeny kaser jabbesaw reel you 6ala3t eb 3akkaza ..

6oul ma e7na bel hospital he was silent ..

7asait be6egny ..

Me: effff kaser again!

Ya3goub: menkasra relech men gabel?

Me: eeeh tawwa gabel chum shahar

Ya3goub: shatheyyaaa??

Me giggled: elmarra elly 6afat na9our eldafsh 6ayya7ny we7na nel3ab qadam

Ya3goub: ou al7een??

Ummmmmmmm?????

Me: zalagt bel 7ammam

Ya3goub: elrekada zaina

Me: laish mnaffes?? Ma7ad gallek hed 6ayyartek!

Ya3goub: la wallah? 9ij mu kafu!

Me: wallah enta elly yeet beryoulek!

Ya3goub: zain zain!

Me: shtabe bel kwait! Shouf landan sh7alat’ha!

Ya3goub: 9arly sena aqne3 obouy ekhally safrety bel week days 3ashan ma yrou7 3alay el weekend al7een maku fayda berou7 3alay

Me: mashallah 3ad allah welweekend shbetsawwi feh! Ma6a3em? Cinemas? Hny kelshay aku!

Ya3goub: ba7aar 7adaaag jet?? Dalleeny?

Me: rou7 shouflek 6ayara bedalha

Ya3goub: eee bashouf asra3 6ayyara

Me: laaa

Ya3goub: maat7ammal arou7 3an derty bel weekend

Me: eff ok

Ya3goub: teyyen mcdounald’s nakel?

Me: laa yubaa shayef 7aly!

Ya3goub: zain zain!

We went back to my flat ..

Ya3goub: yallah ana mashe

Me: waiaiiin?

Ya3goub: elfendeq bashoufly ghurfa

Me: naam 3endiii!!

Ya3goub: maynouna entay?

Me: laaa haw bel 9ala la testaness

Ya3goub: tabeen aheffech belly beeedy? Anam eb otail ashraaflyyy

Me: be6aaaggaaag!!!

Ya3goub: 3al 3umoum etha taben shay deggay wella ma ye7taj awa9y haa?

Me: eee ma ye7taay

Ya3goub giggled: matshoufen shar

Me: eshar ma eyyeeek

He left ..

Yasmin: RAJJJAAAAL WAL REJAALU QALEELUUU

Me: min 7achaaach al7eeen???

Yasmin: abeeee ya3gouuub shlouuun????

Me: estaaa7ay 3ala wayhech ge6aaa3!!!

I went to my room ..

FAHAAAAADDD!!!!!

Faj’aa I started to cry ..

I MISS HIM LIKE CRAZY!!!!!

I WANT HIM SOOOO BADLY!!!

I tried to call him but he ignored me ..

Laaai metaaaa shlouuuun aratheeeh efff!!!!!!!

I called 3umar yes 3umar don’t ask me why ..

3umar: mayar?

Me: 3umaaarrr sniff

3umar: shessalfaaa???

Me: 3UMAR WALLAL3ATHEEM WALAHT 3ALA FAHAD 7AAIL MANY GADRA AT7AMMAL AKTHAR A7ES BASHEG HDOUMY!! 7ETTA MU MKHALLENY ASMA3 9OTA ADEG 3ALAIH ESAKRA EB WAYHE TAKHAYYAL!!!! sniff

3umar: min 9ijjech?

Me: 6AB3AAAAN!

3umar: fahad yahel ou kan yel3ab wentay makhtha le3ba jad

Me: laa 3umar ohwa y7ebny bs yetghallaaa

3umar: me taghalla tekhalla! Elly e7eb musta7el yet7amal elfarga ya mayar nafs ma entay al7en mu met7amla

Me: 3umaaar

3umar: 3youuuni

I froze in my thoughts .. what did he just say??

3umar: na3am?

Me: 3allemny ansaah!!

3umar: elhe eb ghairaa

Me: shlouuun?

3umar: derasttech refeejtech ahalech ay shay

I took a deep breath ..

Me: enshallah

3umar: sefheeh ou la tdegen 3alaih

Me: ok

3umar: 7etta luw dag 7egreh entay aghla men ena yel3ab feech

Me: 9ej 3ad? Hehe

3umar: ohwa fee bent mu ghalya kel elbanat ghaleenn

Me: laishhh ou entawww mu ghaleen??

3umar: kaafe kaafe elrasoul 9ala allah 3alaih ou salam gal refqaan bel qawareer

Me: shinu ya3nii?

3umar: ya3ni shway shway 3al qawareer elly ohma elbanat

Me: cuuuute ou shinu ya3ni qawareer??

3umar: ya3ni zujaaj wayed raqeeq bser3a yenkeser fa shabbahkum eb hal zujaj min kether ma entaw raqeeqeen

Me: eeeeh 7adna raqeeeqeen ENSHAWWEEG!!

3umar: sheftay ou hatha elly ma yeste7y chethy esawi feech

Me: 3umar bagollek shay

3umar: shinuuu?

Me: ana obooo elmen9adma ou 6aggatny saabe3 booohaaaaa

3umar giggled: laishh

Me: elyoum waaayed ta7achaaaaittt 3ala ghair el3adaaa!! 9otek ma ta3ab?? Bal3oumek ma enjara7???

3umar giggled: kharra3teny 7asbaly 3endech salfaa yalla bye

Me: mashkour rayya7tny

3umar: 7athreeen

Me: bye

I closed it ..

I received an SMS ..

Na9our:

“YA 7MARAA WALAHT!!”

awwwhh!!!

I called him immediately ..

Me: HALA BEL ZAAAIN

Na9er: zaaain thekartay okhouch

Me: affaaaaa? Dayman 3alaa baaaly enta!

Na9er: yaal kharraaa reddaay

Me: wa7ashtaak??? Hehe

Na9er: wa7ashteny ou bs?? Walla ghlegaaa elbait la entay la khaled

Me: allah y3eeenek mjabel reema ou 7amad asgaal ma khalag rabbeee

Na9er: shftaay shlouuun

Me: na9ouuur?

Na9er: haa

Me: shloun fahad?

Na9er: na3am?

Me: laa qasdi tkalma? Wella ge6a3t 3elaqtek?

Na9er: laa 6ayya7na el7a6ab

6AMMEEEENNYYY 3ALAAAIHH!!!!!!

Me: ahh zainen entaw haa?

Na9er: shessalfa?

Me: ahhh maaafee salfa yalla byeeee 7uuubbbeeeee

Na9er: byee 3uuuumreeee kaaaf 3ala wayhech

Me: tfuuuuu 3alaikkkk

Na9er giggled: mu teg6e3eeen

Me: akeeeed ma nestaghneeesh

I closed it ..

Ya3goub booked a flight for the day after ..

Ya3goub: ana mashe al7een bel ma6ar tamren 3ala shay?

Me: ASHYAAA2!

Ya3goub: goulay

Me: awal shay la tgollehum ene zalagt

Ya3goub: ghaira

Me: leeem ommmmyyy ou booous’ha 7aaail 3alaaaa bur6emhaaaa

Ya3goub giggled: ok tam ghaira?

Me giggled: sallem 3alaihum ou goullehum mayara walhanaaaaa

Ya3goub: okkk bye

Me: besalama

…

after two weeks ..

Yasmin: MAYAR!!

I was laying on my bed and trying to sleep ..

Me: hmmmm

Yasmin: zahbaaay gashech ou out

My heart skipped a beat ..

Me: haa? Masma3

Yasmin: 6el3aaay khalaa9 mabeech taskeneen 3endi!

Me: eb kaif omech ta6redeeny?

Yasmin: laa eb kaif omech entay! 7abebty el sheqqa eb esmy!

Me: yal kharaa ana mu ga3da hny 7ubban feech!! Ga3da lanny ma kamalt 18 bs akammel ba6la3 youuum sa3dyyyy

Yasmin: mu meshkelty kentay thaifa jeddan thegeela ou bacher okhouy yay yasken weyyay fa elbab yosa3 jamal

Flashbacks .. Part19

This post is dedicated to lovely N_Alnoori<3!!

Ya3goub: eeeh ana

Me: besmellahera7man era7eem! Enas ekhtarbaw kel man 9ar ekharre3 men 3umar lai entaaa tara I hate stalkers shdarrak 3ani ent min wain 6aale3!!

Ya3goub giggled: shfeech sawaitay film ou ay 3umar?

Me: fahemny shesalfaaaa

Ya3goub: awal hach 6amny omech ma khallatny arayye7 ella tabeny arou7lech

He gave me his mobile ..

Me: cuteeee omiii!! .. enzaain 7ayyaaak

Ya3goub: laa shinu refeejtech weyach! Anaa an6erech barra

Me: min 9ijjeek?? Shda3wa kelha yasmin

Ya3goub: ma 3alaih 3aibb ana na6rech hny

Me: Halaaaa yummaaaa

Mom: mayaaar entay waineeech??

Me: yumma allah yhadach tawa elyoum mobily mekhtereb mamdach t7ateen

Mom: shdarrany 3anna chana mekhtereb!! Kasssaarta 3alaich kella mughlaaq! Zaaagh gaalbyyy

Me: 3eshtaw ya3ni khayfa 3alay om khaled?

Mom: la wallah? Ou hatha su’al?

Me: hhehe ana bkhair ou ne3ma

Mom: shloun your roommate?

Me: tmashee el7aal

Mom: laaa la tgolen

Me: zaina bs mu typy

Mom: yalla eta3awedain 3alaiha

Me: eeeh

Mom: na9or yabe ekalmech

Me: Yuma fashla mobile ya3goub golella lama asawi mobily akalma ok?

Mom: eee wakhezya khalas ok

Me: bye

Mom: bye bye dery balech 3ala nafsech a7ebech

Me: mwah

I closed the line ..

I went out to return ya3goub’s mobile ..

Me: mashkour ou sorry le6a3tek

Ya3goub: 7ayach allah

Me: bye

Ya3goub: sh3endech el3a9er?

Me: wala shay

Ya3goub: shrayech twadeny mukan akel feeh lak you3aaan

Me: haha ok laish mu al7een?

Ya3goub: 3endi sheghel akhal9a ou men a39ar aflaa7

Me giggled: okk enrou7 bel shaaa9y??

Ya3goub giggled: tekhayelay ash7enaa ma9kharaa

Me: tengeleb mat7af ou e9awroun ma3aak

Ya3goub: haha yallah ma3asalama

Me: alah ysalmek

I closed the door ..

Yasmin: entaay men wain e6ee7en 3al hal g6aaa3

Me: weeeeskhaaaaa

Yasmin: im jealous JAD!!

Me: entaaay maku 7aya wala mesta7aaaa??

Yasmin: 3adaaal bs

Me: taraaa mabainy ou bainhum shaaay walla maku shay 9adgeeenyyyy

Yasmin: ok 9addagt entay mu wayh hasuwalef

Me: 9ij??

Yasmin: eeeh! Enzain minu hatha refeejech?

Me: ya3ni weld refeej omy

Yasmin: shaal 3aaylaaaa!!!

Me: shareeeek partner omy efff ekhtarbat elneyyat

Yasmin: enzaiiin chum 3umraaa?

Me: shdarrany 3annaaa

Yasmin: esmaaa??

Me: mu sheghlech yal waskhaa

Yasmin: teeyyeen ne6la3 nakel nsawi shaaay gabel la y9er bacher elnekad

Me: la barta7 ou babaddel lanna el3a9er ba6la3 weyya ya3goub

Yasmin: ESMA YA3GOUUUB??

Me: awwwchhh!!

Yasmin: barouuu7 weyyakuum

Me: laaa shinu maku sheghel may7eb chethy ohwa

Yasmin: na7eeeesaaa

Me: and proud

I went to my room opened my laptop checking about Fahad ..

He was offline ..

Ufff ..

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Samsaaaammm

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

MAYAAAARIIIIII

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

3youuuuuunhaaaaa

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

WALHAANEEEENNNN

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

MUUU KETHRYY!! ELGHURBA KHAAYSAAAA

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

Maaa 3alaaaih azma ou t3aaaddy! Shakhbar qazzoumaaa?

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Kuuul qa9eeeeren fetnaaa ya samsaaam

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

LOOOOL shemsaawyaa

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Sorry bs shlouuun fahaaad!!!!

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

Sorry bs YA 3AL MAKU FAHAD!

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Sorry bs EKLAY TEBEN!!

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

Hes online kalmeeh! Shaku tkalmeeny!!

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Awch! 7elfaay???

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

Again ya 3aaal maku fahad!!!

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Msawweeelly block:’(!!!!!!!!

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

Eeh mayaaar!! Eeeeehh he blocked you! ENSEEEEHH!!

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

A7EEEEEBBAAAAAAAAAA:’(!!!!!!!!!!!

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

7abbeetech elgaraaada mayaaaar!

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

I HATE YOU!!

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

In Rashed Almajed’s dictionary I hate you = I love you ou I follow his dictionary

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Huh!! Kellesh wai3!

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

Enzaaaainnn???

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Bye

Wesami .. elmesafer RAAAA7!! Says:

Thanks a lot! I love you

Mayar .. Wesh 7eelat elmeshtag?:) Says:

Love youuu more!

I closed my laptop ..

Me: S7AAAAILAAAAAA

Yasmin: HAAAAAA

Me giggled: YAL 9AAIDAAA

Yasmin: SHINUUUUU??

Me: SHALBEEEESSSSS

Yasmin came to my room ..

Yasmin: a6alle3 lech malabes???

Me: ana shgaayla 3ala hallebsss?? Esmaa underwear ya3ni yalbeson foouga ashyaaa2!!

Yasmin: kent ga3da abaddel bs eshta6ait ou yeet hehe

Me: eee 6al3eelly

Yasmin: umm 3endech dress??

Me: 3endi bs bel kwait ou malot munasaabat

Yasmin: skirt?

Me: 3endi wa7daa

Yasmin: wella agoulech khalech 3ala your juicy pants elma7kouk ou your XXXXXXXXXXXL gap pullover

Me: 7adda style 9aa7?

Yasmin: actually laa2! Bs entay ma taben ya3goub fall for you mu?

Me: 7AYWANA ENTAY????

Yasmin: ok ana mabeee!! Halgay

7athaft’ha eb agrab makhadda chan ten7aash el9aida ..

I changed into my ralph lauren shorts and my Abercrombie pullover ..

My hair was slik ..

Me: yal 9aaida abe mobilech

Yasmin: makuuu

Me: ok

7AYWANAAAA!!!!

Effff!!!

And all of a sudden the bell rang ..

She ran to open the door ..

I ran faster than her and MECHA3T sha3arha ..

Yasmin: AAAYYYYY

Me: akhaf ye6la3 7aramy ou yakh6efech? Khalleny ana aftaa7

Yasmin: YAL MONSTER

Me: smella 3alaaaichhh

Ya3goub: mayaar fechay hatha ana ya3goub

Me: I know

I whispered in Yasmin’s ear ..

Me: 7abeby

Yasmin: 7aqera

I opened the door ..

I smiled ..

Me: yeet bwagtek ba3th enas mu rathen ya36ony mobile adeg

Ya3goub: hehe yalla tara ga6a3ny elyouuu3

Me: yalla emshhh

We went to mcdounalds ..

We was eating silently ..

7ADNAAA YUWA3AAAA ..

Ya3goub: ana enshallah bacher mashe raje3 lekwait

Me: laaaa la tgouuul

Ya3goub: walla el3atheem

Me: ma mdaaak

Ya3goub: yay asawwi cham shaghla 7g eshareka ou ared

Me: ga9aw 3alaik ou shaghelok eb sharekat’hum

Ya3goub giggled: shaku ga9aw 3alay

Me: elmuhem eg3aad 3ashaany

Ya3goub: adry theegat khelg elghurba bs ma3alaihh ta7amelay

Me: please

Ya3goub: shbasawweellech ana mu nag9ech eed wala reel

Me: offff

…..

Yasmin: MAYNOUUUNA??

Me: CHUBB

Yasmin: 3aadda 3umrech zhaaiwy??

Me: mumkin tesketeeen

Yasmin: allah la yableeenna

Me: AAAAAWWWWWWCH

I was applying some biff baf on my leg and then punched it by my hand until I broke it .. >>>>laaa tsawooonha pleeease<<<<

I called ya3goub immediately ..

Me: ya3gouuuub sniff

Ya3goub: shfeeeech

Me: nage9nyyy reeeel stay with me