Me: oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god!!!!
Dania: shfeeech???
Me: nazla bawaddy deedee 7g maria wella obouy ga3ed bel 9ala ely ta7at ou weyyah wa7edddd shabbb
Dania gasped: 3asaaa mashafooooch!?
Me: shafooony!! Babchy dania babchyyyy!
Dania: laaa7tha ya3ni minu hatha elly weyaaa obouuuch?!
Me: shdaarraaany!!! Bs enna sgheer ya3ni akher el20s awwal el 30s!!
Dania: ou shafech eb fou6tech??
Me: keeeella meeennechhhhh!!!!
Dania: enzain 3a6aitay maria deedee?
Me: la bs khallait'ha ta7at ou yeet!!
Dania: ou deedee t3aref te93ad eldaray?
I gave Dania a death stare: entay fathya!!!!!
I went to my room and changed to the Yoga clothes..
We attended the yoga class and then we ate at Eight restaurant..
...
I changed into my pajama and went to the bathroom..
I did my job and wen to my bed to sleep..
But I couldnt..
I was rolling in my bed and thinking of Bandar and our conversation today..
E7egla ykansel elmeeting??
Bs 3ashan ta'akhart!!!
Sa3aa!!
Kheera!! Allah bayyanly enna he's too strict ashwanna kansalha yat minnaa!!
Bs i was too rude with him!
Ya3ni ham m3a6la elwalad sa3a ou ham mnafsa 3alaihhh!!
"Who cares?" Wallah maste7y!!
Bs GOD!! He's talking to me cheny ashteghel 3nd obouhhh!!
Maskeen enfa3al lanny na6artaaa!!
Ana danooy tna6erny 3nd bab bait'hum 5 degayeg a3a9ebb shloun ohwa sa3a maskeen!!
I grabbed my mobile and sent a whatsapp message to Bandar and said:
"Hey, im sorry.."
After less than one minute he replied with:
"I'll give you another chance because you have manners"
Huuuuhhh! Like im dying for your chances!!!
I replied:
"No need, thank you!"
Then he replied:
"And because you have an ego"
I smiled and sent:
"Well, ok"
...
Farah: ya3ni 3aaaib etha yebt bs yahel waa7edd??? 3abdelwahab yannannnny ella yabe yahel thany uffff!!
I was eating raspberries and staring at her..
Mom: halreyayeeel bs hamhuum le3yaaal!! Malech sheghel feeeh!!
Mimi: mama laaaish! Khal tyeeb yahel thaaany malaina men fahooodi!!
Farah: ana wedddy ayeeb bent bs yarabe ma3endi wagt arabbeehaaa
Me: laish msaweena a big deal? Tabeen yahel yeebay ma tabeen be6aggag ou wahhab khalleh y6eg rasa bel6ofaaa!!
Farah: walla y7er bs ga3ed ou yta'ammar!!! Gouly 7g elsayeg ewady deshadeshy elmasbagha gouly 7g elkhaddama tsaweelly gahwa Yannanny!!
Mom: ana enshallah elsabt ray7aa landan ta3aly ma3aay ghayraay
I chocked in my raspberry!!
Me: OU ANAAAA?? Laishhh matgoooleeeeeennn!
Mom: kany gelt!!
Me: goulaaay min awal khal akheth ejaza khal asawely visa!!!
Mom: entay mayenkhaf 3alaich mateg3edeen bel kwait!!
Me: weya minuuu betroo7eeen?
Mom: weyya khalech faisal 3enda mu'tamar lezagt feeh
Me: ou khalloudy rathy??
Mom: laish ana yahel bel 3eshreenat 3ashan egoully laa?? Ba3dain mjabal wayh obouch brou7a eyeeb elhamm
Mimi: obouuuy 6oul elwagt raaaye' bs eshouf wyouhna yeg3ad yet7al6am wezefff!!!
Mom: ellaaa ta3aaalayy ranooo!!
Me: hmmm
Mom: obouuch ams ta7al6am foug rasy 3alaich lain gaaal bs!! Egoul nazla eb fou6at'ha jeddam 7amaad!!!
Me: waaaay latthaakreeny!!
Farah gasped: FASHLAAA!!!
Mimi: mama mat3arfeen ranoouya eta3ammad tsawy hal7arakat ya3ni ana el sexy!
Me: chubbay!!!! Ou ba3dain wait hatha esma 7amad? Ay 7amaad??
Mom: haw 7amaad alflani mat3arfeeena??
Farah: 7amaad weld 3ammy waleed?
Mom: eeeh
Farah: shyaaayba baitna?
Me: la7thaaa minu hathaaail?!
Mimi: exactly!
Mom: haw ya7aafeth mat3arfoun 3abdelle6eeef alflaani? Elly kanaw eb groupna ayyam lebnan ou Chum marra nteyama3 belshalaih!
Me: wallaah mathker!!
Mimi: me either!
Farah: ya7lailhum wallah men zeman 3anhumm! Ou kan 3endehum bent esemha dalal athker kanat dafshaa
Mom: ee ya7elouha bs laa taghayarat thakelyom sheft'ha ma3a omha bel ma6ar!
Me: shesemha el om?
Mom: om s3oud! Seham alflani!
Me: embaaala athker kan fee wa7da esemha khalty seham!! Ely baitha ou g9ayrouna talbes nathara 9aa7? Sha3arha boy!!
Mom: eeeeh! Nafs'ha ma taghayarat bs magamat talbes nathara!
Me: ya7lailhaaa! Hathak walad'ha ya3ni?
Mom: eeeh!
Farah: bs mafahamt shyayba?
Mom: shdarraany! Kho obouch maygoully shay!
Mimi: rano masema3tay 6ara6eesh 7achy?
Me: laaa! 7addy kent metdod'haaa!
Mom: elmuhem malna sheghel feehum al7eenn! Faroo7a qareray etha bteyen ma3aay yalla yamdeech t6al3een lech visa!
Me: bagoom 3ashan la anthelkum akthaar!!
...
Me: hi!
Bandar: hala wallah! Mashallah on time!
Me: ana kella on time!
Bandar: 7ayyach ge3day!
I sat down..
Bandar: shteshrebeen?
Me: water?
Bandar opened his small fridge and got a bottle of water out!
Bandar stretched his hand to give me the bottle: tfathelay!
Me: hahha! What if I asked you for a coffee?
Bandar: as you see i have a coffee maker and caribou delivery number
Me: interesting! So you help yourself?
Bandar: always!
Me: anyway!
Bandar: shloun eldawam?
Me: not bad!
Bandar: el7emdellah! I read your CV thakelyoum metkharja men GUST your GPA kan 2 something ou 3ugub sena men takharujech enqabaltay eb sharekat ***** ma3anna eltawtheef 3endehum 9a3eb!!
Me: was6a!
Bandar smiled automatically..
Me: gablek wayed galolly hal7achy!
Bandar: 7elwa el9ara7a!
Me: laish alf wadour? Everyone knows about our was6a! Mu 3aib lekwait kelha chethy!
Bandar: i hate was6a!! Lanha ethlematny! Obouy ma3enda was6a bs 7eta luw 3enda i will not let him yetwasa6ly!!
Me: you have a point.. Maybe!
Bandar: tekalemay 3n nafsech!
Me: a 24 year old girl!
Bandar: 3umer mumtaz 7g elsheghel 3ez elshabbab!
Me: I hate working!
Bandar: you shouldnt tell that to your boss!
Me: The most careless person on earth!!!
Bandar: waathe7!
Me: I always get what I want
Bandar: uhm
Me: I make a free time to do yoga
Bandar: 7elu wayed 7elu! elyoga tfate7 elmukh ou tkhaleeh relax!
Me: a7eb el feeling ely a7esa 3ugb elyoga class!!
Bandar: ok, gelteelly betjarbeen elsheghel 3endy 3ashan shakla arya7 men sheghlech, shloun 7ekamtay?
Me: ent getlyy ta36eny sheghel ou akhal9a meta ma abe lemudat shahar!! so i can finish in one week!!
Bandar: bs bekoun thagh6 3alaich!
Me: its ok antheghe6 esboo3 ou artaa7 bajy elshahar
Bandar: mat7esen enna mumkin tmelleen?
Me: no!! Lanna ra7 asafer!
Bandar: you love traveling?
Me: no! I just need to travel!!
Bandar: dayman?
Me: yes!
Bandar: laish?
Me: this is personal!
Bandar: asef!
Me: its ok!
Bandar: ana 3endy theqa kbeera feech ou 7as enech betbad3een fa baqtere7 3alaich shay
Me: amer
Bandar: ely fahamta men kalamech ou el cv malech enech mat7ebbeen elderasa fa qarrart eny ma akhtebrech rb wrega ou qalam
Me: GREAT!
Bandar: bajarbech teshtaghlain shahar kamel bedoun muqabel e3tabreeh tadreeeb! Ou etha 3ajabny sheghlech bashaghlech officially!
Me: i dont care about money bs esloubek 3adla ma3ay
Bandar: dont worry about that! I will treat you as my partner
Me: okay!
...
Mimi: elbanat habbeen eqaldouny
Me: akhaf kim kardashian wana madry!
Mimi: no mu kim something bigger
Me: umm the hulk?
Mimi: shut uppp rana!
Me: shdarrany 3annech! Sheqaldoun feeech? What so special in youuu!
Mimi: madry kelshay!! My makeup my hair color ou style kelshayyy! Laidaraja lamma atmasha beljam3a a7es kel elnas ana bs 3ala fake eww!
Me: wallah entay .. *ringing tone*
My mobile ringing tone interrupted my sentence..
Mimi wonderingly: minu dag 3alaich?? Its 1 am!! Akeed dania
Me surprisingly: no its bandar!
Mimi: minu bandar!!
